by That dude. December 26, 2017
by turtleplayer 1021 July 23, 2018
Alyssa has a great smile and always horny. She openly talks about her sex adventures and often is in an on and off relationship with her boyfriend. Alyssa has no sense of style; token white girl, with the brandy Melville. She is also an absolute crackhead and is super fake. Alyssa has an annoying fucking obnoxious laugh. She has big boobs and sets up thirst traps for guys. Overall, she is just okay.
"who's that hottie?"
"oh that Alyssa Zhang, she's not as fire close up"
"aight, that body tho"
"nah shes a player"
"oh that Alyssa Zhang, she's not as fire close up"
"aight, that body tho"
"nah shes a player"
by alyssajts June 07, 2020
loca alyssa is a dumb 12 year old who has the fattest crush on taylor lautner and tom holland and loves porn
by andrewgarfieldshottiegf February 21, 2022
a whore bag slut who like to torment you. she thinks she’s so cool. but really she sucks dick in the bathroom. but you’ll love her at times in life
by bbg16 October 25, 2019
The most beautifull girl that ever existed and will exist so sweet and loving I love her she also goes by Ally and is so beautifull and pure
by ShadowGlass March 25, 2020
by Evan Salter April 25, 2020