An absolute gc of a person who will always have your back. If you cross the line with them and are deceitful he will chuck you in a washing machine and cleanse you of your demons.
Hemi owed Alvante money, he said that he would pay him back last week. It’s been a month now hearing the same lies from Hemi so Alvante put him in the washing machine.
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The most dangerous place in the anarchy that is Florida. Claimed by General Electric in 2013 when Agent Smith somehow became a doctor in the hospital, people who need to be hooked up to life support fucking die in a powerplant.
Usually, because of how horny Smith is, he will fuck a random patient but the pull out right before he cums and then cums all over the patient. Don’t forget that his cum will give a person Matrix COVID, which he created. A few weeks back, some Australian idiot walked into this hospital. Let’s say that she’s been hiding for quite some time now
Usually, because of how horny Smith is, he will fuck a random patient but the pull out right before he cums and then cums all over the patient. Don’t forget that his cum will give a person Matrix COVID, which he created. A few weeks back, some Australian idiot walked into this hospital. Let’s say that she’s been hiding for quite some time now
Doctor 1:“Yo how tf did that patient just suddenly disappear. Why is Smith copying himself onto everybody?
Doctor 2: This is Aventura Hospital. Y’know Smith infects everyone he sees because of his transformation fetish
Doctor 1: OH GOD OH FUCK OH GOD OH FUCK OH GOD OH FUCK
Smith: I can hear you…
Doctor 2: This is Aventura Hospital. Y’know Smith infects everyone he sees because of his transformation fetish
Doctor 1: OH GOD OH FUCK OH GOD OH FUCK OH GOD OH FUCK
Smith: I can hear you…
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"Your going to need to choose one or the other one or two?"
"Two.."
"Name them Alvertestefany"
'why??? It has a piece of all our names just tell her mother is a combination of her grandmother's"
"Your going to need to choose one or the other one or two?"
"Two.."
"Name them Alvertestefany"
'why??? It has a piece of all our names just tell her mother is a combination of her grandmother's"
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