Alcohol

a)A brew that helps white people dance.

b)What gets people through the day.

I really need some alcohol.

by SwaggerBoyFoLifeFoReal July 25, 2016

Alcoholic

When Tim and Jacob are trying to get drunk on a monday

You alcoholic turkey Pipers want to get drunk on a Monday

by Turkeypipe, alcoholic, turkey December 5, 2016

alcohol date

A variant of the coffee date
The kind of date you take someone on if you're not sure if they would agree to having sex together.

It's well known that alcohol clouds judgement.
An analogy of this would be that alcohol dates are to real dates what using candy to bait children is to actually letting your own kids get in the van by themselves.

"Do you think you're gonna score tonight with Julia?"
"Not really. I'll probably make an alcohol date out of it."
"Good idea, just make sure she has enough alcohol in her body before you start making advances. Wouldn't want you to get sued again like last time."

by Nobelus December 23, 2016

Alcohoe

being a hoe for alcoholic beverages means, you drink any kind of alcohol at any time

Person A: "Hey you want Tequila or Vodka?"
Person B: "Nevermind, I drink anything"
Person A: "High Five you Alcohoe!"

by Annxqueen February 3, 2017

Alcohol

The lube I use to slide through the hairy, frigid crevices of the big gapping asshole called life.

At least wine and dine me up with some drug store alcohol before you come home and fuck me, trynna tell me my cat just died.

by PopeReagan April 16, 2017

alcoholiday

Major calendar events where mass consumption of alcohol occurs by Americans e.g. New Years Eve/Day, St. Patrick's Day, Cinco de Mayo and Oktoberfest

I have reservations for Don Jose's tonight. It's Cinco de Mayo. We are gonna get this alcoholiday done the right way!

by SweetSkorpiOh May 5, 2017

alcohol digger

A female that establishes and maintains relationships with the sole purpose to get drinks at someone’s expense

She is such an alcohol digger. They are only friends cause he buys her drinks

by lil’ bitch November 13, 2017