Alaned

This term is to over engineer a perfectly decent product to the point that it is unsellable.

You have Alaned this product, i cant sell it now.

by MALINSO May 24, 2023

Alan

The best person you could ever asked. He tends to be quiet sometimes but inside, he cares. If you're hurt, he act like he doesn't care but inside he does. The best brother especially when making sure you're happy. He will always be there for you.

Alan: OML are u ok?

Ivy: Someone knocked me over

Alan: WHO?

Ivy: A bully

Alan : What did u do to her?

Ivy: i pushed her back

Alan : Good Job. I'll help you get over it.

Ivy : Ohh IN THAT CASE, I'll order a hydralyte ice block and a bowl of chips and can you also prepare me ice cream later? Oh don't forget my grape HI-CHEWS. THANK YOUUUUU

by M47human March 20, 2023

Alan

Alan is a fat mother fucker who eats on the daily base!
Michal is better that him!
He is a pussy who cant fight.
He cant play football or any sport.

Alan is a bitch!

by Yugzy May 9, 2022

alan rosas

Gets all the lady's,Good athlete,Brilliant,Good looking,Good friend,Knows what to say and when to say it,Bad behavior

Alan rosas will steal your girl

by Alan rosas March 13, 2017

Alan Miguel

Most perfect guy in the world. He is calm and has the sweeter soul ever, although he is very hot too.

"He is soooooo perfect, what's his name? Oh, Alan Miguel? That explains a lot."

by famns July 30, 2021

Alan

A bitch who gets dehydrated really easily and thinks he so funny.

Oh my god, Alan is going to die of dehydration.

by noneyabusinitch November 21, 2021

Alan

Your typical Scottish old man that is very aggressive

Alan has an intense very sexual relationship with Ben Hunt

by BushBalls October 21, 2020