Alan

Alan is a fat mother fucker who eats on the daily base!
Michal is better that him!
He is a pussy who cant fight.
He cant play football or any sport.

Alan is a bitch!

by Yugzy May 9, 2022

alan rosas

Gets all the lady's,Good athlete,Brilliant,Good looking,Good friend,Knows what to say and when to say it,Bad behavior

Alan rosas will steal your girl

by Alan rosas March 13, 2017

Alan

Alan is a wonderful guy with a MASSIVE heart. He also has EXTRA big feet. Has fluffy guinea pigs called Spud and Doug, they also have MASSIVE feet. Alan uses a lot of product on his beard that is really shiny and fluffy and nice.

Also he wants people to know that he has very masculine hands (WHICH ARE ALSO BIG).

Alan likes soup and brown hair ;)

Alan has a massive heart...

by fancyphanickpants October 30, 2020

Alan Light

Alan Light is my teacher.

'Hey do you know Alan Light?'
'Yea he's my teacher,'

by THEBIGBIGTACO February 6, 2021

Alan

A mexican man who has sex with a white man

"Have you heard about Jorge"

"Yeah, I heard he's an Alan now"

by Mister Charlie July 15, 2022

Alan

Your typical Scottish old man that is very aggressive

Alan has an intense very sexual relationship with Ben Hunt

by BushBalls October 21, 2020

alane

Nah she rude she swear all the time at anyone named falcon .

Alane be rude to falcon-

by Ashley YT June 23, 2021