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Failed Abortion

⑴ An unsuccessful infant abortion.
⑵ When ⑴ is used as verb. and comp. it indicates the person speaker is speaking to/mentioning is worthless and/or should've not been born.
⑴ "An unsuccessful abortion of infant led their parent to death."
⑵ "What? You're literally a failed abortion!"
by Confl1ct_ May 28, 2024
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Sacred Abortion

An abortion with the intention of getting immediately pregnant again by another man, usually the husband. The aborted babies life is exchanged for the life of another baby that could not otherwise exist, thus diminishing the psychological damage of an abortion.
"My wife cheated on me and got pregnant so we agreed on having a sacred abortion."

"She was raped, convince her to get a sacred abortion. Either way she'll have a child in the next 9 months, it might as well be yours."
by NAROVA September 6, 2013
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Failed Abortion

A failed abortion is often regarded as an abortion that is failed (typically a child that the mother and/or father didn't want). Often times, a failed abortion is classified as someone who listens to bands like 6ix9ine, Lemon Demon, Radiohead, and/or the Beatles.

They play Undertale and inhale Mountain Dew. They're not the funny Fortnite gamers.
Bill: Hey, do you see that kid playing Among Us?
Jimothy: Yeah, he's a failed abortion.
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cannibal abortion

a death metal band formed in 2015.
have you listened to "cannibal Abortion?" they are my new favorite band!
by shartlover444 September 18, 2021
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Back Alley Abortion

A "Back Alley Abortion" is the crude name for a snort of cocaine followed by a shot of Fireball whiskey. The cocaine is a pinch on the outside of the hand when making a fist, between thumb and forefinger, similar to where salt goes when doing a shot of tequilla.

Alternatively, you can dust the rim of the shotglass with the cocaine. (less common)
Nicolle has had one too many Back Alley Abortions and should really take a fucking break for a while.
by SoothsayerA May 5, 2018
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Abortion

When my mom tried to abort me i stuck my hand out her pussy and shot the doctors head
Doctor: alright imma abortion this baby

My mom: K do it

Me: Sticks hand out vagina with a Glock-18

Mom: shrieks

Me: Fucking shoots the doctors head off

Mom: WHAT THE FUCK!!!
by ODOG12 October 22, 2022
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bass abortion

The bloody mess that occurs when a pregnant female plays bass in a wicked rock band. Used to express something that is simultaneously amazing and awful.
"I don't know how I feel about this new trend. It's sort of a bass abortion, don't you think?"

"I was on the rollercoaster when that guy had his arm ripped off. It was a legit bass abortion."
by Fox2018 May 22, 2018
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