⑴ An unsuccessful infant abortion.
⑵ When ⑴ is used as verb. and comp. it indicates the person speaker is speaking to/mentioning is worthless and/or should've not been born.
⑵ When ⑴ is used as verb. and comp. it indicates the person speaker is speaking to/mentioning is worthless and/or should've not been born.
⑴ "An unsuccessful abortion of infant led their parent to death."
⑵ "What? You're literally a failed abortion!"
⑵ "What? You're literally a failed abortion!"
by Confl1ct_ May 28, 2024

When a good Christian Girl secretly, or not so secretly, partakes in drugs, alcohol, and risky pharmaceuticals while knowingly pregnant in an attempt to induce a miscarriage. Note: sometimes failure to miscarry can still be a success if it traps the father into considerable financial obligations to support the female partner for life and their disabled and mentally stunted child.
Kevin: Beth seemed totally strung out in church today. Is she on something? I thought she was preggers.
Todd: She had a big fight with Jim last week. She's probably doing a Christian Girl abortion.
Todd: She had a big fight with Jim last week. She's probably doing a Christian Girl abortion.
by SecretSouthernSlang May 4, 2022

An abortion with the intention of getting immediately pregnant again by another man, usually the husband. The aborted babies life is exchanged for the life of another baby that could not otherwise exist, thus diminishing the psychological damage of an abortion.
"My wife cheated on me and got pregnant so we agreed on having a sacred abortion."
"She was raped, convince her to get a sacred abortion. Either way she'll have a child in the next 9 months, it might as well be yours."
"She was raped, convince her to get a sacred abortion. Either way she'll have a child in the next 9 months, it might as well be yours."
by NAROVA September 6, 2013

Person 1: “Hey man, do you want a piece of gum?”
Person 2: “ Can I have two instead? I’m tryna pull a double abortion”
Person 2: “ Can I have two instead? I’m tryna pull a double abortion”
by MeatPony October 4, 2018

On The Conners, Darlene's daughter Harris had a TV abortion because an elective abortion would hve offended many viewers.
by Chunks the Dog March 2, 2023

A "Back Alley Abortion" is the crude name for a snort of cocaine followed by a shot of Fireball whiskey. The cocaine is a pinch on the outside of the hand when making a fist, between thumb and forefinger, similar to where salt goes when doing a shot of tequilla.
Alternatively, you can dust the rim of the shotglass with the cocaine. (less common)
Alternatively, you can dust the rim of the shotglass with the cocaine. (less common)
Nicolle has had one too many Back Alley Abortions and should really take a fucking break for a while.
by SoothsayerA May 5, 2018

Doctor: alright imma abortion this baby
My mom: K do it
Me: Sticks hand out vagina with a Glock-18
Mom: shrieks
Me: Fucking shoots the doctors head off
Mom: WHAT THE FUCK!!!
My mom: K do it
Me: Sticks hand out vagina with a Glock-18
Mom: shrieks
Me: Fucking shoots the doctors head off
Mom: WHAT THE FUCK!!!
by ODOG12 October 22, 2022
