naked as a jaybird

completely nude, entirely naked, totally unclothed

That kid was naked as a jaybird. What the fuck was he up to?

by Light Joker July 7, 2007

hungover as a duck

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub

by pokeythepony June 25, 2021

ASAF

An acronym for the phrase: As Soon As Feasible.

I need that report from Rick ASAF

by Safmiester G April 7, 2007

ASAIC

Instead of saying ASAP, u can say ASAIC(Which means "As soon as I can". =) (I know I just made it up but it helps!!!)

If ur talkin 2 anyone u know...especially ur boyfriend(Girls- Like if he gets worried about yall) Or guys( Same thing about ur girlfriends)
1) "Hey baby! I will be there ASAIC"

2) Ok! I will do the work ASAIC!

by CrazedWWEFAN!! October 12, 2008

carne asada

(n) 1) a mexican barbeque as stated in the words proceding this one

(n) 2) a sad excuse for a steak that the restaurant "Chiles" tries to pass off on to their customers just so they can end up shitting their brains out later that night

ex) scenario- Tim has been in the bathroom for 16 hours straight for an unknown reason

Burt- hey has anyone seen tim since we came back from "Chiles"?

Ron- Yea man he ate one of those carne asada's and hes been in the bathroom since

by Anthony Capri January 25, 2009

ASAFP

Stands for As Soon As Fucking Possible. Takes the universally understood adage ASAP to a whole new level of emphasis.

Babe, I'm thirsty as hell. Bring me a Pellegrino ASAFP.

by MJM27 November 17, 2009

asantatheist

An asantatheist is a person who does not believe in Santa Claus.

Many asantatheists foolishly claim that there is no evidence to support the belief in Santa despite getting Christmas presents every year.

Sure, a few million people have been killed in the name of religion, but Hitler, Mao and Stalin were all asantatheists!

by Peritus^^ May 30, 2010