angry itch

An irritation so high up the anus that one needs to reach down between their pants and tighties to scratch it. Usually resulting in a nasy brown undy stain and one hella stinky finger.

While riding the crowded subway to work, Fat Bastard suddenly developed an angry itch. After 30 seconds of relentless digging, he retrieved his middle finger and took an intoxicating whiff. "Mmmmm...chicken burritos and refried beans", he rejoiced.

by Nine-Pac January 22, 2009

Always Angry

A person or group who is/are perpetually angry, no matter what the day or forum; someone who injects 'anger' into every conversation and action regardless of any precipitating factor

Q: "Who is your meeting with this afternoon?"

A: Community Group X - aka 'always angries' - they are looking for support to abolish the Thai Parliament. They are ALWAYS ANGRY

by Slygirl2010 March 17, 2010

angry tramp

Cocktail, also known as a bullseye. Consists of 50% red wine, 50% red bull, though more commonly red rooster is used instead of red bull as it is way cheaper.

The best fucking drink in the world to get fucked up on, but causing you to shout incoherently at traffic - hence the name.

Dude 1: Did you just pour red rooster into your wine?

Dude 2: Yeah, it's an angry tramp. Try some.

Dude 1: (tries drink) wow, that's fuckin awesome. Can I have one?

(2 hours later)

Dude 1: fuckin... CARS! I'll give you... somethin to beep about. Yeah BEEP BEEP. I remember, I was... This way? Yes.

by Mr. Cardboard November 6, 2011

Angry Jack

An angry Jack is a person, who get's angry, when someone directly or indirectly points out flaws in our society and thereby makes the Jack question their own mortality.

^(refernce: that one Innuendo Studios video)

"oh man, i can't stand those fucking vegiterians . not eating meat like they are something better!" - an Angry Jack

by [reredacted] August 9, 2021

Angry Delicious

Adjective primarily used to describe a food that is so delicious, it makes you pissed off just thinking about how good it is. Most effective when used in a loud and obnoxious tone.

Guy: Damn! I just had the most Angry Delicious fries at lunch today!

Girl: Whoooaaa. Calm yourself, now.

by Angry Delish January 17, 2009

Angry Masturbation

When you get pissed off at someone for being a hypocritical fetish/kink shamer but you still want to wank one out

Hypocrite: ANYONE WHO LIKES NTR SHOULD DIE!
You: Well you must be pretty fucked up for liking lolicon, incest, snuff, guro and cannibalism huh?
Hypocrite:........
*You then proceed to your angry masturbation*

by Steel Delvin July 26, 2018

Angry Zombie

When you cum on a womans face while she sleeps so she wakes up with eyes stuck shut and lips stuck together and walks around with her arms outstretched walking blindly and mumbling jibberish because she can't open her mouth

CHRIS: How was the date?
ME: She was being stingy with the pussy and passed out drunk
Chris: Did you give her the angry zombie?
ME: Of course I did, she was pretty angry but after she cleaned up I let her swallow my kids so it all worked out

by kensobaby December 3, 2014