Completely made up "facts" that have absolutely no basis in reality must be made up from a person named Andrew. These facts are often almost laughable.
by TheHoff123 June 27, 2018
Get the Andrewismmug. Andrew is a lovely person. They always have your back and will never cross you. They are adventurous and outgoing and sometimes get injured.
However they have a few flaws: they have a micro-penis, a few weird eating habits and they’re sons tend to be autistic. They love dogs. Sorry let me rephrase that: they love to eat dogs. Grilled, steamed baked but they’re favourite is fried. Andrew’s favourite restaurant is KFD. The most famous Andrew founded KFD with his son- a hybrid dog child. He is the most autistic person you will ever meet. However, he does tutor his dog loving father. In return, his father watches his and his son’s favourite movie with him every week- Mr Peabody and Sherman.
You will never forget an Andrew.
P.S. Most Andrew’s are gay.
However they have a few flaws: they have a micro-penis, a few weird eating habits and they’re sons tend to be autistic. They love dogs. Sorry let me rephrase that: they love to eat dogs. Grilled, steamed baked but they’re favourite is fried. Andrew’s favourite restaurant is KFD. The most famous Andrew founded KFD with his son- a hybrid dog child. He is the most autistic person you will ever meet. However, he does tutor his dog loving father. In return, his father watches his and his son’s favourite movie with him every week- Mr Peabody and Sherman.
You will never forget an Andrew.
P.S. Most Andrew’s are gay.
by KFD IS LIFE July 7, 2019
Get the Andrewmug. by The_honest_truth_people December 24, 2019
Get the Andrewmug. An obnoxious male with striped shirts and come off as very clingy... Andrew wears hamburger shoes and looks dumb 50% of the time
by Patricia Plasticbar August 3, 2017
Get the Andrewmug. by baguetteboiisdad November 30, 2018
Get the Andrewmug. Andrew has the biggest dick ever
by THOT BE GONE June 18, 2018
Get the Andrewmug.