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The art of performing sex without a partner, as air guitar is without a guitar. So in essence masturbation.
I flunked with the ladies last night and had to go home, watch some porn and perform air sex.
Ladies are ok but there is far less hassle with air sex.
Ladies are ok but there is far less hassle with air sex.
by BDcoast January 08, 2013
A perfect way to rejects someone's hug without actually rejecting them. You open your arms out wide and pretend to pat someone's back like you do when you actually hug.
Creepy Girl: It's the last day of the year. I'll miss you! Let's have a goodbye hug!
You: Uh... I like air hugs better! *air hugs*
Creepy Girl: Ok! *air hugs*
You: Uh... I like air hugs better! *air hugs*
Creepy Girl: Ok! *air hugs*
by Moocownow May 23, 2010
Talking about future events or possibilites, as if they are based in fact. No reality is required; essentially all theory not based on real historical facts.
If you hike down that steep trail you will more than likely break your neck. Thats a bunch of cold air your blowing, as nobody has ever fell on this trail and I have years of experience.
by lecharbon December 12, 2013
its like texting in the air without having your blackberry...
you mimick the real texting...
just like playing air guitar and air drums....
you mimick the real texting...
just like playing air guitar and air drums....
by blthrskt June 15, 2009
1)The act of making a guitar-playing motion with your hands, usually done while listening to music, while under the influence of alchohol, or both.
2)What people do when they can't play guitar, and want to look cool, but they just end up looking riduculous.
(Also known as air guitaring)
2)What people do when they can't play guitar, and want to look cool, but they just end up looking riduculous.
(Also known as air guitaring)
1)Jason got so drunk at the party last night, that he started air guitaring to air guitar along to the music, and then barfed on the stereo.
2)Look at that loser over there, playing air guitar.
2)Look at that loser over there, playing air guitar.
by THe terrible truth April 10, 2004
The most powerful and respectable service in the DoD. Often under-appreciated. Someone starts a war and the Air Force are in there before anyone else even knows what's going on. Most powerful because they can drop nukes. You won't see any Marine taking out an entire city in a few seconds. Higher fitness standards than the Navy and Army (have you seen their Basic Training recently?!) and equal to Marines. The Air Force spends more on it's airmen and women each year than any other service, boosting morale and making it more respectable. Each airman and woman is trained to the highest standard, so that they are able to operate and maintain the world's most expensive aircraft and some of the USA's most expensive equipment. The Air Force takes a casual approach to things, and still manages to get the job done better than any sailor, soldier, or Marine. Any pilot in the USAF could fly from the US to Iraq in the morning and make it back before you'd even know they were gone. Contrary to popular opinion among the rest of the services, the Air Force is not a bunch of lazy faggots who sit behind desks pushing pencils. Anytime you're in deep shit, call in the Air Force and have them drop a thousand pounder before you even have time to load your pussy assault rifle. Anyone who thinks the Air Force isn't tough is obviously an asshole because they don't know how hard each airman and woman works. They're fucking awesome. Plus they got the hottest chicks in the services ;)
CALL IN CLOSE AIR SUPPORT AND TAKE THOSE FUCKERS DOWN!
*loud screeching sound, followed by a huge explosion and a glimpse of an F-16*
Face it, the air force is frickin' awesome.
*loud screeching sound, followed by a huge explosion and a glimpse of an F-16*
Face it, the air force is frickin' awesome.
by USAF_falcon January 08, 2011