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Mand-Aid

A bandage fastened out of duct tape and a napkin
This cut won't stop bleeding. Grab me some duct tape and a napkin, I think I need a Mand-Aid.
by Oside79 March 1, 2014
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Doodoo aids

When something is so aids that it needs doodoo as a prefix to handle its burden
Soup: I like fucking Motheryucker ass
Blarg: Nah dude thats kinda doodoo aids
by e5p3r June 3, 2021
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Predictable AIDS

When someone will predictably get AIDS.
"I probably have predictable AIDS, I have sex all the time without a condom."
by MargaretWooHoo September 7, 2012
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Cancer Aids

Extremely annoying, or difficult to work with, to the point of utmost frustration
Dude have you seen the new website layout? Yeah it's cancer aids
by Kevinaorta August 8, 2023
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AIDS of the throat

Noun. Symptom of a really bad cold that results in your throat being sore, and a hoarse voice resembling a smoker who's been smoking for 20 years. This term is used in only extreme cases, when your throat feels so bad that it's nowhere as near as sore as a normal cold.
Person 1: Man, you sound awful. Whats up with you?

Person 2: I frickin' have AIDS of the throat now shuttup!
by Seka January 2, 2008
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cat aids

this is what my mate ed has every time he's Ill. Mainly due to fucking cats.
Shit, Ed's got cat aids again today and can't go to work dude!
by hol February 17, 2005
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super aids

Super Aids, first discovered in July 2009, is a mutation of Auto Immune Deficiency Syndrome far more aggressive and harmful than previous strands of AIDS. It has displayed the ability to be transferred by carriers who do not feel any ill effects, and can be released by airborne, oral intake, or via sexual contact. Since it's first discovery in Indiana, individuals with symptoms of the disease have been identified in California, Louisiana, Texas, Virginia, Michigan, Washington D.C., New York, and Illinois.
Garrett contracted super aids after drinking after Kat at the party last night.
by kmay2 December 12, 2009
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