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random squared

Otherly known as "Random^2"

Describes something that is unordinarily random. Also used as a random saying or catchphrase. Often used more in txt and written language than verbally.

Its original use was as a saying to depcit that something was so random - it wasn't. This wasn't derived as an abstract saying, but rather a mathematical concept. The logic behind this is often misunderstood, as its meaning is to do with the distribution of probabilities by multiplying two random functions together.
A: u luk lyk a happy duck 2day!
B: Random squared to u2!
by glacial_shadow July 29, 2008
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square

white cheddar cheese-its are so square in comparison to goldfish
by cap'n crunch lover August 25, 2007
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No-no Square

It's what Angelus Auri calls his penile organ
@staff He touched me in my no-no square!
by KazDeerFox June 17, 2018
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Square Beezy

1. of or referring to a female who is known to associate with asshole-type men, and seems to enjoy being treated like shit.

2. referring to a female who is not present.
1. "Dude, if my square beezy don't hurry up and get her ass back here, I'ma have to sock that hoe."

2. "Seriously, is that broad Michelle a square beezy, or what?"
by wizzy & t-nutty & bossie September 9, 2006
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chubbington square

Someone that is fat or mildly obese.
Someone walks up to his mate and says "You need to go on a diet chubbington square"
by Chris_saintsfc February 3, 2007
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Square Crotch

When a girls thighs don't touch together the space inbetween resembles the shape of a square.
I'm a lucky guy, my girl has sexy Square Crotch.
by James Westen November 24, 2018
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Square Hunting

The act of dragging your friends around outside in hopes you will find a nice used cigarette on the ground. It usually marks the point of extreme addiction. It's common among poor desperate teenagers. Some people may be so addicted they'll advance their square hunting to going on peoples porches and taking cigarettes out of ash trays.
Example 1:Addict: " Ayee dawg u wanna go hunt?"

Friend: " Hunt for some whores :D ?"

Addict: " Nahh some squares!"

Example 2 : Girl: " What are you doing what did you pick up off the ground??"
Guy: " Oh I saw a shiny penny"
Girl: " Have you been Square Hunting again??"
Guy: " maybe.."
by Det747 October 11, 2012
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