Pulling a Kanye

This occurs when one person, in an epic show of douchebaggery, shifts the attention from what should be one person's unforgettable life moment to their own undeserving ass.

New mom to her husband: It's a boy!

Situational Kanye: Hey, no offense to y'all, I let y'all finish giving birth and ay'thing, but y'all shoulda had a girl. Girls are so much better, no disrespect, but they deserve to get born more than any other gender.

Husband: Stop pulling a Kanye and hand me my child back!

by rubberduckie1224 September 14, 2009

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Taking a knee in the 4th

The act of entering the restroom at work on a Friday evening, 30 minutes before leaving for the weekend, and taking a 30 minute long shit.

Every Friday from 4:30 - 5:00pm Matthew can be found taking a knee in the 4th to close out a successful work week.

by StoutSkeeze November 18, 2011

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A-kon • A Ken • A Kyle • a kevin • a.k.b • a karen • a karl • A Keith • A Kenny • A Keri

High as a kite

So incredibly , stupendously, baked.

You wanna know my secret? I was High as a kite the entire day.

by Jymbo the Motherfucker January 10, 2008

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running like a Kenyan on speed

Golfing term. When you've totally topped the ball, but it squirts along the ground and goes a bloody mile because of how hard you hit it, your ball is 'running like a Kenyan on speed'.

This derives from the fact that Kenya has a long history of some of the best long distance runners in the world, and the effect that the drug speed has on people.

"You jammy sod, that ball's running like a Kenyan on speed!"

by Jamie Douglas September 6, 2006

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