Yoo, so I went to private school....... private Catholic Christian school.
In class, I was talking to someone and he said something stupid dumb and I reply " bro da hell man"
And I get to principal's office for using " innappopriate language " also " swearing "
And another time some stupid-ass decided to throw damn POOP he found on the floor.
I ignore it
2 months later I'm like to this Dumbass " Ayo bruh why the "heck" ya throw that damn POOP that you found on the ground at me ?" "HUH"
This kid strait up starts having a damn mental breakdown this was in 5th grade like less than 5 years ago
ALSO in 6th grade, I got paired up with a teacher who thought that "shut up was a swear word"
Here is definition btw
One of the largest religions in the world in wich, everything is a "sin", sex, masturbating, damn bro, even going to the beach and accidentally see 1 girl in a bikini
In class, I was talking to someone and he said something stupid dumb and I reply " bro da hell man"
And I get to principal's office for using " innappopriate language " also " swearing "
And another time some stupid-ass decided to throw damn POOP he found on the floor.
I ignore it
2 months later I'm like to this Dumbass " Ayo bruh why the "heck" ya throw that damn POOP that you found on the ground at me ?" "HUH"
This kid strait up starts having a damn mental breakdown this was in 5th grade like less than 5 years ago
ALSO in 6th grade, I got paired up with a teacher who thought that "shut up was a swear word"
Here is definition btw
One of the largest religions in the world in wich, everything is a "sin", sex, masturbating, damn bro, even going to the beach and accidentally see 1 girl in a bikini
Person 1: "Hey! That's a catholic, lets torment him by telling each other to shut the hell up"
Person 2: "Yooo, great idea lad eshays btw SHUT THE HELL UP"
Later they giggle in class.
Person 2: "Yooo, great idea lad eshays btw SHUT THE HELL UP"
Later they giggle in class.
by DrBiGBallZ December 1, 2021
Get the Catholicmug. 
Let’s be real. People hook up in this bathroom. Mr librarian is too focused on yelling at kids for eating that he doesn’t even notice the multiple kids at a time going in. We’re looking at OSCAR…
by ccanonymous January 23, 2025
Get the Carmel catholic IC bathroommug. A sausage party of white males who don’t have any women to look at in school so they spend their time slapping and squeezing each other’s butts and have nude shower party’s in the locker room but also they love to make fun of LGBTQ+ while shaving each-others backs and ass after football practice.
Look that Catholic Central boy is wearing really really short lulu lemon shorts that are riding up his ass
by CCISDABEST June 12, 2020
Get the Catholic Centralmug. A place where happiness , joy and laugher goes to die in the town of Oakville which is home to rich old white people. All the good teachers leave and half the students are back stabbing , rumour spreading wanna be regina George's .The education is non existent and the teachers bump up the grades of dumb rich kids to keep their parents happy.With Teachers who are tired of their lives and make an effort to deplete happiness if ur parents plan to send u there I'm sorry to inform u that they hate you.
by anonymous December 4, 2021
Get the St. Gregory the Great Catholic Elementary Schoolmug. The specific manner in which a catholic girl may curve a non-catholic young man.
Often times, an unsuspecting bloke is introduced to an attractive and intelligent catholic girl. She comes onto him first, sometimes even explicity expressing sexual interest in him. The young man and the catholic girl go on a fun date. All interactions surrounding this fresh relationship, such as text conversations, are nothing but enthusiastic, especially from the girl’s end.
The interaction between the two may continue for a bit, but circumstances conducive to sex will never present themselves. The girl may continue to lead on the dude but at some point, the catholic girl will curve him through a combination of ambiguous in-person and texting maneuvers that are unclear in their purpose, but the man takes as rejection.
As a result of the Catholic Curve, a young man may be left frustrated and feeling like he got played, but the experience makes him a wiser man.
The Catholic Curve is a result of a girl’s Catholic upbringing and education. It’s an implicit maneuver, which she may or may not be aware of.
Often times, an unsuspecting bloke is introduced to an attractive and intelligent catholic girl. She comes onto him first, sometimes even explicity expressing sexual interest in him. The young man and the catholic girl go on a fun date. All interactions surrounding this fresh relationship, such as text conversations, are nothing but enthusiastic, especially from the girl’s end.
The interaction between the two may continue for a bit, but circumstances conducive to sex will never present themselves. The girl may continue to lead on the dude but at some point, the catholic girl will curve him through a combination of ambiguous in-person and texting maneuvers that are unclear in their purpose, but the man takes as rejection.
As a result of the Catholic Curve, a young man may be left frustrated and feeling like he got played, but the experience makes him a wiser man.
The Catholic Curve is a result of a girl’s Catholic upbringing and education. It’s an implicit maneuver, which she may or may not be aware of.
Person 1: “How are things with Steve and that girl Mary?”
Person 2: “Home girl gave him the old Catholic Curve.”
Person 1: “Damn. R.I.P. Steve.”
Person 2: “Home girl gave him the old Catholic Curve.”
Person 1: “Damn. R.I.P. Steve.”
by UnresolvedParadox August 18, 2018
Get the Catholic Curvemug. A place where you have an easy religion class and get to miss half the day on Wednesday’s to go to mass. Also all the kids there are most likely atheist and/or gay. Walk into restroom, see two girls making out, shrug, it’s a Catholic this is normal.
I’m all seriousness tho most Catholic schools are fine, the kids there typically aren’t rich or snobby like some definitions suggest, actually the one I went to was filled with simple middle class kids like you probably are.
I’m all seriousness tho most Catholic schools are fine, the kids there typically aren’t rich or snobby like some definitions suggest, actually the one I went to was filled with simple middle class kids like you probably are.
by Lethe_tea January 28, 2022
Get the Catholic Schoolmug.