The act of haveing a freshly combed beard in a crazy situation. You don't necessarily have to have one but combing your chin pretty much makes you in the game.
ex.
Person 1- "Yo man you clearly almost got hit by that car while running drunk across the drink".
Person 2- "Dude don't worry about it........Beard Combed"
Person 1- "Yo man you clearly almost got hit by that car while running drunk across the drink".
Person 2- "Dude don't worry about it........Beard Combed"
by DizBuddy September 22, 2009
by Francii22 December 05, 2010
An older man, usually someone with seniority in a business, a labor union or other community. Often used disrespectfully by younger members when referring to preferential treatment or out-dated behavior.
I hate the grey beards. They do nothing but talk about the old days and get first dibs on all the good assignments.
by PrimalChaos August 14, 2010
Thick, usually ungroomed facial hair grown by an individual when he has ceased to care about life or the consequences of his actions. Suicide beards represent an outward gesture of inner anguish and usually follow traumatic, life-changing events, such as winning the popular vote in a Presidential election, but losing in the electoral college, or witnessing one's beloved dog punted off a bridge by a rogue motorcyclist and subsequently losing one's job as a network news anchor.
Ron Burgundy grows a sweet suicide beard and wanders the streets of San Diego drinking warm milk from a carton.
by Super-Extra August 01, 2007
Beard cheese.
The residue that gets crusty on the facial hair around the mouth after eating lots of vagina!!!
The residue that gets crusty on the facial hair around the mouth after eating lots of vagina!!!
That beard cheese was extra thick thus morning.
The beard caught all the cheese last night.
Fumunda cheese, how's about beard cheese!
The beard caught all the cheese last night.
Fumunda cheese, how's about beard cheese!
by DanK6501 November 04, 2017
by Khaleesidanaran September 21, 2015