Simp

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person 1: Bro you're a simp!
person 2: HELL YEAH I AM

by newwordsperday June 23, 2023

simp

A guy who will do whatever to win a girl over no matter what. The girl has to bring nothing to the table.

John: hey trevor want to go to a rave
Trevor: nah dude sorry i have to decorate my house

John: stop being a simp
Trevor: shut up your the simp

by Carol Baskin April 12, 2020

Simp

A term created by the Orcs of the internet to compensate for the fact that they can’t comprehend what being loved feels like

Jim: “Jesus, Mark is such a fucking simp”

Bob: “Where are your parents?”

by cryena August 6, 2020

Simp

If you're only being nice
'Cause you wanna lay the pipe
You're a simp
You're a simp, you're a simp
When you pay for all the clothes
And then she says, "Thank you, bro"
You're a simp
You're a simp, you're a simp

You're a simp, you're a simp
No you've never been a pimp
You're a simp
You're a simp, you're a simp
Got no game, you's a lame
And that's why we ran a train on your bitch
You're a simp, you're a simp

by The best definition inventor December 28, 2020

Simp

Too desperate for a woman. Most likely to sacrifice everything including own dignity, esteem and assets in hopes of ever having any reciprocation from desired woman.

Toha Hossain is such a desperate simp 🤢

Heard what Toha did for that Viqi? Simp alert 🤮

by abraarkhvn September 17, 2020

SIMP

A DICKHEAD CALLED BAILEY WHO GETS NO PUSS BUT HE GOES ALL OUT FOR THE LADIES. They all lesbian zoned him

Hey bro how was your weekend
Yeah I went and I was a simp like Bailey Armstrong

by Bailey A March 7, 2020

Simp

Someone who will say anything to please someone, particularly a girl, in the hopes that they will be in good favor with that person.

Mohammad Kwaja from maryland is the biggest simp on the planet.

by mohammad kwaja March 2, 2020