Banana Rug

Banana rug is a spiritual device to find out who lives in your walls

GOLLY GOODNESS ME! I NEED TO USE MY BANANA RUG TO FIND OUT WHO IN MY WALLS
OH LOOK I FOUND IT

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by ratitouis March 20, 2020

Rugged Disciple

A follower of Christ who is embodied in the rugged practice of Galilean life. He is typically very hairy and will be found belly laughing over a cup of coffee. The cup is probably a earthy pottery one. He reads a NIV Bible that is duct taped. He probably is a guitar player (not a very good one) and sings Todd Agnew songs. The typical out fit for this kind of guy is sandals, cargo shorts, and a VW T-shirt. He has a scruffy beard and wears a beaded ankle bracelet. Favorite foods are maple nut goodies and zucchini bread.

Dude! Did you see that Todd walked barefoot into a Starbucks and asked them to fill his clay cup with Expresso then washed his feet in olive oil? He's definitely a rugged Disciple.

by Disiplomaniac August 15, 2018

muff rug

Muff rug - hairy pubic area

Hey do you know Jane has a right Muff rug on her she needs to trim or shave it.

by rosiepye February 28, 2014

rug wand

A clit so long, you can see it through the thickest bush

When i took her home last night she surprised me with a rug wand

by thebloodytoot January 17, 2016

persian rug

cleaning up another square metre of my worm infested persian rug
having completed an overall 51 m2 so far, its starting to look really really nice. can see the beautiful patterns and colours, handicraft, unicum, a favourite.

we've been wanting to sit with you on our persian rug for so long
I know it used to look untended
but i mean to handle with care

by Krkič November 28, 2019

Yankee Rug-Tug

When an American integrates into your life with wild promises, then goes back on their word leaving you high, dry & disappointed.

Person one: "oh man, you worked so hard this week, you're gonna make so much money"
Person two: "I was promised big dollars but old Frank pulled the Yankee Rug-Tug on me and now I'm homeless"

by Thetug January 06, 2022

Yankee Rug-Tug

When an American integrates into your life with wild promises, then goes back on their word leaving you high, dry & disappointed.

I worked so hard and expected to make so much money this week, but old Frank pulled a Yankee Rug-Tug and now I have nothing.

by Thetug January 06, 2022