private school problems

Where celebrity children go to school

and are completely forgotten.

Student 1: Hey you suck at football
Student 2: Fuck you, my dad used to play for the NFL
Student 1: Shit my bad man, private school problems what can I say? My dads a politician.

by laxalldayeveryday March 9, 2017

the linux problem

When a project gets made by a technical person, which leads that person to subconsciously optimize it for other technical people instead of user friendliness, thus attracting a user base of technical people, which contribute to the product to reinforce that cycle even more.

Hey man, your app is really suffering from the linux problem.

by RealmyTheMan October 16, 2024

External Problem Solver

No we are not taught that you lying piece of shit.

Hym "We are not taught that. You are still trying to internalize external problems. I do not feel shame. Some people want me to feel shame and are actively shaming me. The harassment and surveillance is occurring and is being used to make easier the theft of my property. That isn't me being an external problem solver. This is 'all roads leading to Rome for the therapeutic system of control?' Are you being stalked and harassed in a manor that mirrors the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia? Then, SOMEHOW, the solution is 'giving a therapist control of how I interpret information and DOING NOTHING about that... And instead of doing what they did about sexual harassment and SUING THE PLACES ALLOWING IT AND FIRING THE PEOPLE WHO DO IT... I just need to let this lying retarded piece of shit tell me how to delude myself about what's happening. We need to murder these fucking therapists (in a video game). Murder them (in a video game) until they do it right. They do not need to live."

by Hym Iam March 29, 2025

my problems were myriad

She was having her period

Man who shall not be named: "My problems were myriad.."
Girl: (sarcastically) "i was having my period..."

by Gay_Closet_Demon July 24, 2024

Not your problem

Neither is Anti-Semitism! Neither is Palestinian genocide! That one isn't even vaguely analogous to any of YOUR problems.

Hym "It's not your problem. But neither is anything else that isn't happening directly to you. So, whether or not a problem is yours has any relationship to how you act in the world."

by Hym Iam January 7, 2025

bogdan problem

It's a sick way of getting money in gta

Hey want to do a bogdan problem
What's that?
A mission in gta 5

by Tsl shade April 10, 2022

The Overwatch Problem

A game or media is trash but the hentai is godly

League just doesn't have the same appeal as back in the day, all it has left is the overwatch problem.

by Valaxus September 8, 2022