The vegan teacher

A person who believes animals are human and can speak English ://

And is mentally not stable and will never be

The vegan teacher:

*baby pig cooked on dinner looking like a 5 course meal* (writing on the poster) “I was someone’s baby, please eat tofu instead”

Me; girl. Woman, old lady. Animals are human now? You said a animal was begging for its life when it died? How do you know? Does it speak English then?

by Red samurai October 21, 2021

Teacher Bread

An entire loaf of bread, given to you by your science teacher after school.

“Oh I got teacher bread today after school, I’m not sure why”

by Fluffu_ December 2, 2021

Keyboard Teacher

People who write long answers to simple basic questions online to feel important

Hey man did you see that Keyboard Teacher on Quora

by Rustyshaklefoed January 17, 2021

witch teacher

A stupid bitch that has no life usually picking little kids bum holes for fun. a rare witch teacher has black and white hair mixed, common with black and epic pokemon with white

what a witch teacher, is she a rare tho?

by kevin the nerd1 November 6, 2017

orchestra teacher

a fat pain in the ass that makes lives miserable

need = orchestra teacher

by mrsedem May 4, 2021

THE Prank For Teachers

THE Prank For Teachers is when you ask the teacher, "can I go to the bathroom?" and the teacher replies like a cunt and says "I dOn'T kNoW! cAn YoU??". So, the best way to go about this problem is to take a shit on the teacher's desk.

Dude, in my senior year, I am going to pull off THE Prank For Teachers!

by MomPounder3000 October 5, 2020

Teacher body

The soft, flabby pear or apple shape body associated with middle and high school public teachers.

6th period Spanish class had no idea Mrs . Lopez was pregnant that just thought she had teacher body.

by GorglagorE September 15, 2017