Fake friends

An ugly backstabbing THING wanting to go home and Forget that you exist

I have a Lotta fake friends in school.

by Created by Mariah Elizabeth September 4, 2021

Flag

Get the Fake friends mug.

Friend Dick

1.A dick of a friend. 2.This is a dick you do not have access to and do not want access to. 3.Forbidden Dick

"Yesterday when I was plastered I tried to blow Sam, but then i realized he was friend dick and I left."

by Izzy2latin October 4, 2017

Flag

Get the Friend Dick mug.

sacrificing the short friend

The act of performing the sacred ritual of sacrificing the person(s) who is/are under 5 foot in your friend group for eternal happiness and achieving moral turpitude.

Person one: “now that it’s summer break, let’s go sacrifice the short friend!” Person two: “Yeah! Let’s def do it!” Person three (4’11 ft) “wait, WHAT!????” (Summer break is the perfect time for sacrificing the short friend)

by 𝙎𝙝𝙤𝙧𝙩 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣 December 21, 2024

Flag

Get the sacrificing the short friend mug.

Diary friend

The diary friend is that one friend who you really trust with all of your secrets because you know they won't tell anyone. Often times the diary friend is used as a vent for trauma or personal problems such as mental health or relationships with other people.

You mean she trusts you with all her problems? You must be her Diary friend.

by Senntret May 27, 2022

Flag