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New York Times Bestseller

Me: Wow! This book cool!
The Book: Yeah! I’m somewhat of a New York Times Bestseller myself!
Me: Oh nvm this book is so unoriginal
by KazakhstanMaliPeru July 25, 2023
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New beef

New beef : a new case , the DA has filed new charges or could be or in association with same beef DA has filled another charge of the same criminal nature , a second count.
Ive been awaiting a bail hearing but the DA got me on new beef , it ain't looking good.
Yup it's the same beef to , jury ain't going to see it my way now for sure !
by 707MD November 7, 2020
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New Atheism

Co-opted by shit-libs and charlatans. Co-opted by fat-cock dictatorship and diet fat-cock dictatorship.
Hym "Accord to TJ Kirk what happened to New Atheism is the same thing that happened to me... And Star Wars... And Marvel... And literally everything in life because you freaks are hollow fucking parasites that steal things for yourself and infest the people who popularized them."
by Hym Iam November 22, 2024
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New

meaning that something is not seen before or made like today
by BloxyGaming August 28, 2023
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News-ertainment

News that is not in service of reporting facts, but rather keeping viewers for longer periods of time.
FOX TV: "Tonight at 7pm, we answer the question- City Parks, are they a needless drain on resources? More later"
Joe Schmo: "Man, everyone knows that people use these parks. I'm so tired of News-ertainment"
by Edgy Teen April 6, 2021
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New Jersey

A tiny island across the sea that regulates the price of tea, where everything is legal.
(example 1)

Hamilton: Where is this happening?

Philip: Across the river in Jersey

Hamilton and Philip: Everything is legal in New Jersey

(Example 2)

Seabury: I pray the king shows you his mercy

Hamilton: Is he in Jersey?

(Example 3)

Hamilton: don't debate with me, why should a tiny island across the sea regulate the price of tea?

Burr: Alexander, please.
by PhilipTheBestPoet June 28, 2019
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New Mexico

the place you wanna go if you want to experience the closest thing you could get to actual hell.
"Man, I feel really sorry for the people who live in New Mexico"

"Todd, I thought I told you not to bring up that fuckhole. Ever. You're going to the timeout corner."

"Awwwwe.."
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