News that is not in service of reporting facts, but rather keeping viewers for longer periods of time.
FOX TV: "Tonight at 7pm, we answer the question- City Parks, are they a needless drain on resources? More later"
Joe Schmo: "Man, everyone knows that people use these parks. I'm so tired of News-ertainment"
Joe Schmo: "Man, everyone knows that people use these parks. I'm so tired of News-ertainment"
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Hamilton: Where is this happening?
Philip: Across the river in Jersey
Hamilton and Philip: Everything is legal in New Jersey
(Example 2)
Seabury: I pray the king shows you his mercy
Hamilton: Is he in Jersey?
(Example 3)
Hamilton: don't debate with me, why should a tiny island across the sea regulate the price of tea?
Burr: Alexander, please.
Hamilton: Where is this happening?
Philip: Across the river in Jersey
Hamilton and Philip: Everything is legal in New Jersey
(Example 2)
Seabury: I pray the king shows you his mercy
Hamilton: Is he in Jersey?
(Example 3)
Hamilton: don't debate with me, why should a tiny island across the sea regulate the price of tea?
Burr: Alexander, please.
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by fwefff March 7, 2023
Get the New Word Page mug.A Portuguese player who pretends to be adventurous and takes on "new challenges" by moving from one league to another when, in fact, he's rather running from challenges in that league. He joins the best team in the league and claims he wants a new challenge.
Now that juventus will be playing in the europa league, new challengeman will be moving to bayern at the end of the season
by ntebe May 16, 2021
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