goob time

A person who sets a time or date for an event but does not make it on time for said event

We waited an extra 30 minutes to order at the restraunt because Riley was running on Goob Time.

by Liar22 January 14, 2020

Bestie fun sparkle time

The time of the day when you and your besties unleash your inner sparkle!

Omg! You guys had bestie fun sparkle time without me?

by Your mom goes to college - Pip September 1, 2022

What time?

"What time?" is a phrase which is used in irony in order to make someone understand that is not going to happen.

A: Are you going to come to the concert?
B: Yeah,"What time?" ,im broke af so i cant buy a ticket.

by tanasis December 6, 2016

safe-timing

When Darth Vadar starts watching your T.V. and Demands snacks!

Get me snacks you fool!!

by Squeky Clean February 3, 2005

need time

i fucking need time, ALONE time, without your dumbass, we’re still friends BUT I NEED TIME.

hey i need time :)

by moe fucka November 24, 2020

so funny (friend name), anyways time to get raped

something you say after your PIECE OF SHIT FRIEND tries to be funny but ends up being a dumbass

(friend name): doin your mum 🤣
you: so funny (friend name), anyways time to get raped

by POT BOI SIXITY FOUR February 10, 2025

Fart Time Encroachment

(noun) - The act of a fart encroaching on the exit, the exact moment when one is about to take Gas Relief medicine.
(verb) - A fart Jumping the gun when it realizes its demise is soon to come in the form of Gas Relief medicine.

I was farting like an absolute menace, I tried to take some gas medicine, but that was no match for the short term fart time encroachment.

by niquil July 2, 2021