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baby cum 

an attractive person, who upon closer inspection, is obviously under age.
"naw, that's baby cum, man"
baby cum by Peter Moran August 27, 2006
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Cheesy Cum 

Cum that looks slightly like Stilton cheese. =]
Some people like to call it FannyCheese Or ManStilton.
Girl1: U know them 2 ova dere?
Girl2: Yeah What bout dem?
Girl3: She told me they had sex and he has Cheesy Cum!!
Girl4: Ew!!
Cheesy Cum by You Love It! October 15, 2006

blue cum 

The male ejaculate on the outermost dermis of an African American has a bluish tint, due to the natural transparency of said ejaculate or "cum," while it is superimposed onto the surface of African American skin. This is not to be confused with "blue gum," although both can be used simultaneously in the same sentence yielding similar but subtly different meanings. It may be used as a point of reference, in the affirmative or as a derogatory gesture.
Michelle Obama is the first blue cum to serve as the First Lady of the United States.

Look at the side of that blue cum, blue gum cock.
Oprah Winfrey is one rich blue cum.
blue cum by Master O&A Pest October 13, 2016

blue bell cum dumpster 

A male who spends his whole day looking for semen to ingest. Wheter the mouth oranus, there is no preference. If fact both holes are usually open for business at the same time. Usually a fat lazy drunkard
I was walking in to the bar when I saw the Blue Bell Cum Dumpster. I was shocked to see semen oozing from every orfice. He must be overflowing. Sara B must be very proud

Insta-cum 

Cumming repeatedly and instantly until the penis shrivels up and becomes a chode.
Cam had to Insta-cum because of his large intake of Viagra.

Wil had to Insta-cum because, well, he's a fag.
Insta-cum by Gabe Smith Jr April 14, 2013

Jack Daniel's Brown Cum 

the mixture of cum and shit, mixed in a mixer and then served over steak to the unsuspecting victim. Looks like steak sauce, that's why it works
You should have seen the look on her face when she found out it was Jack Daniel's Brown Cum