pussy to text ratio

This is a ratio applied to certain bros that have a very significant texting relationship with a certain chick. A low pussy to text ratio would imply that this bro is not getting the amount of pussy that he deserves based on the amount of meaningless text conversations he has with said chick.

Pussy to text ratio = amount of pussy / amount of mind-numbing texts

Sean: Dude, what the hell. You've been textin that chick like its your job. How have you not shown her your snake yet?

Jake: I don't wanna talk about it man.

Sean: Your pussy to text ratio is lower than my grandpa's balls, and those balls are very low.

by chelseafc October 1, 2010

your mom's pussy

The first thing you've seen in your life. And the last thing I've seen today

your mom's pussy is where I came in, and where you came out

by xXLorDXx October 8, 2010

Pussy you won't

The fastest way to get somebody to do something you want them to do.

Usually used by complete tools.

Guy 1: But dude... I don't wanna jump off my roof without a parachute.
Guy 2: Pussy you won't.
Guy 1: *Sigh...* Fine.

by RawrItsPanda November 12, 2009

Dolphin Pussy Jelly

Female dolphins have vaginal secretions that male male dolphins cum repeatedly. Scientists decided to try if it strictly affected only dolphins so took some Dolphin Pussy Jelly and smeared it on a male primates penis. Oh, boy. It worked. It worked so well the primate had a heart attack.

While this is a popular copy pasta it’s also been a popular “joke” human males have made about wanting to die this way.

Andy; I’m so sick of this, I’m so close to getting my hands on some Dolphin Pussy Jelly and ending it

Simon: wait is that true?

Andy: please, Google dolphins pussy jelly. And make sure you don’t forget the word “jelly”

by Pogoextreme July 14, 2021

Butterflies in my pussy

When a woman feels extremely excited about a certain person and feels a tingly sensation in her vagina.

Tina: OMG Ash look there he is

Ashley: I know I have butterflies in my pussy

by Thunder man 101 September 16, 2018

Grab her by the pussy

Quote of the year

Tom: how do I get Sally to know I'm into her?

Donald: Tom just do what I always do, and just Grab her by the pussy

by Sirius_Batman October 11, 2016

Sour Pussy Shocker

Alcoholic drink consisting of 1 shot of Tequila, 1/2 shot of Everclear, and 12 oz of Limeade. Ingredients are mixed and then chilled for 2 hours until drink has a slushy consistancy. Salt is then added on top to taste. Often enjoyed as a great pre-game drink. Originated out of Lock Haven, PA.

"Yo dude how is that Sour Pussy Shocker?"

"Way too salty bro."

by qpqpqpqqqpqpqp April 13, 2009