spider nut

When you nut stringy semen

OH YEA IM GOING TO SPIDER NUT

by Peeweedle February 22, 2017

head nut spitter quiter

Those annoying little bitches that you can't stand.

You know exactly who they are.

Henry: God I hate those head nut spitter quiters.

Willamina: They are 3rd graders.

Henry: I know.

by Dark_Matter_69 February 23, 2017

nose nut

just a intense sneeze that feels really good

that nose nut felt good

by McPleasureSausage March 1, 2017

Jelly Nuts

When a man mashes his testicles with a hammer to give them a jelly like consistencey

He has jelly nuts.

by Thankancerboi March 2, 2017

Deez Nuts

Deez nuts is a internet meme usually used when talking about testicles

Guess what came in the mail today..... DEEZ NUTS

by Aurbo3 March 7, 2017

vanilla nut

White Boi that blows his load prematurely

That guy was a definitely a vanilla nut

by Mckinney1 March 8, 2017

ultra nut

The most ultimate of nuts, with claps of thunder echoing across the lands from the magnitude of the bust.

I had an ultra nut to that midget porn

by TheLittleNutThatCould June 18, 2018