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silent hate friendship 

a type of friendship exclusive to teenaged girls that allows a pair of friends to remain friends eventhough they hate each other. a silent hate friendship will exist as long as the friends involved keep to the following rules: when in a silent hate friendship one may inform the other of their true hate for her using subltle insults and the 'bitch and tell method' another aspect of teenaged girl friendships where everyone bitches about everyone and everyone tells everyone everything anyone has said about everyone, this method is very convenient to silent hate friendships as it provides an easy way of the 2 friends to comunicated through other girls their age, directly insulting each other without confrontation, a silent hate friendship will end if both friends are forced to openly acknowledge their hate for each other, in the same room together face to face, which will result in many days of arguing, gossiping and atleast 1 facebook fight.
girl1: hey:)
girl2: i hate you, there i said it
girl1: wow i guess thats the end of our silent hate friendship
girl2: yeah that was very mature of us
girl1: sure was,now im gonna go tell my friends about how much of a whore u are
girl2: and im gonna go on facebook and start spamming your wall and inbox with poinless hate messages until it turns into a massive bitch fight
girl1: yayyyy bitch fight!!!!!!
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[friend control] 

an awesome friend in your life to point out the fucking losers in your life that are clingy, needy people who have nothing better to do than to try and mimic everything that all of their other friends are doing!
friend 1: "i am going to play "forever and ever" at my wedding when i walk down the aile"
crazy friend: "i am soooo going to play "forever and ever" at my wedding too!"
friend control aka normal person: "omg, she is copying everything u do! you GOTTA lose this loser!"
[friend control] by boogirl January 18, 2009

mother friend 

A demeaning term used for those individuals that "be friend mothers" or a replacement term used in front of uptight sex hungry nuns at catholic schools instead of mother fucker.
#1

A: Do you have any money for diet coke?

B: No..

A: You mother friend!

A: fuck shit horspiss son of two horned bitch mother fucker

B: What did you say, child of God?

A: fuck shit horspiss son of two horned bitch mother friend

unicorn friend 

A YouTuber that you love but they have no idea you exist but YOU love them so much you feel like you are friends
unicorn friend by The Tjh August 13, 2016

Amazing friend 

''Noora is the most amazing caring lovely and pog friend in the world, she's the best. she's an amazing friend''
Amazing friend by suckatusernames February 5, 2021

Amazing friend 

The most amazing friend in the world she always makes my day she is always their for me when I need someone to talk to and she is the funniest smartest person I ever met lanna

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