oscar dick

What you say when you find the right guy with the perfect sized penis for you

Friend A: I met this great guy, I think he's a keeper
Friend B: Really? Tell me more!?
Friend A: Well.....for starters, hes definitely my oscar dick......

by goldnoel December 11, 2019

Dick Jamboree

A large celebration or party, typically a lavish and boisterous one normaly involving dick closely related to your typical bukkake.

Wjent over to Janet's place last night for the big dick jamboree

by MX29 December 16, 2019

Kai’s dick

Only the best dick man has ever witnessed. However, if Kai was to become very big headed about his dick then it will transform into the smallest penis known to man. Kai’s feel very fortunate about their dicks.

Bro did you see Kai’s dick?

Yeah dude, I kinda envy the person he’s gonna pound

by FatherTea December 21, 2019

daltons dick

daltons dick is really really tall and is better than Israel in the bed FIND HIM

nrhv daltons dick

by ccjckxkx April 29, 2019

A waste of dick

When you have such a large penis it's a waste of dick. No one wants it because it would wreck them.

That's a waste of dick my friend....can i have it when you die

by Dickeyrific32 May 1, 2019

Dick Waste

An irrelevant human being.
This word was made famous by a cast member of JKNews.

Guy1:I can't believe he reminded the teacher about the homework
Guy2: Yeah. What a dick waste.

by Kimchi Slap May 1, 2019

death by dick

When a Woman is successful in whatever she does, then all of a sudden losses it all because she decides to get into a relationship with a man which is the cause of what she lost.

Damn She was the Champion until she hooked up, Death by Dick or She was CEO until she had to step down, Death by Dick.

by Car Wash Man May 2, 2019