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National smack your ex girls ass day

Yooo bro it’s national Smack your ex girls ass day
by Xxxbigdlck October 21, 2019
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National Fuck a Can of Quaker Oats and Don't Pull Out Day

Every year on april 13th, you must fuck a can of Quaker Oats and not pull out.
Mike- It's national fuck a can of Quaker oats and don't pull out day

Dave- oh nice
by Professor Oat April 12, 2017
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November 27th National tell all the broken people something kind

The day where you tell someone that is broken something kind<3
Jeremy: Hey Gerald you look very nice today.

Gerald: How kind of you but why are you telling me this?

Jeremy: It’s November 27th national tell all the broken people something kind day
by Totally not your mom November 7, 2021
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The day where Savannah fucks her girlfriend until said girlfriend forgets her own name.
“What day is it?”
“It’s National get absolutely fucking railed by your girlfriend savannah day“
Good to know
by Gracie... April 20, 2021
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On november 17, anyone named Joshah Gabriel, has to ask their crush out (Karah).
Elijah: Omg Joshah, do you know what day it is?
Joshah: What is today?
Elijah: It is National Joshah shoot your shot already day.
Joshah: Woah that’s insane! Seems like it’s my destiny.
Joshah: Karah, do you wanna go out for a date.
Karah: No, ur shmoto is too small.
Elijah: it’s okay Joshah, you have next year.
Elijah: *goes down on his knees, and starts sucking Joshah off*
by CautiousTuna85 November 16, 2020
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national punch your short ginger friend day

its that day! on april 28 give your short little ginger friend a BIG ol slap. :) ;) :') UwU TnT uWu ;-;
"come here" -friend that is not short ginger
"no youre gonna punch me"-short ginger friend
"it's national punch your short ginger friend day ;)" - non ginger friend
"AAAHHHHH" - ginger loser
by YoMamma12345678910435425423657 February 8, 2023
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National Girls Named Eleni Send You Nudes Day

Today, girls who’s name is Eleni have to send u nudes. They better be good ones too. No half tit picks. Full bod pics. FTB
Hey, guess who’s sending me nudes tonight because it’s National Girls Named Eleni Send You Nudes Day.
by ELENI DAY April 20, 2020
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