Fart Palm

To fart into the palm of your hand and quickly hold it up to a near person of disliking.

"Dude! Did you see Peter fart palm Taylor over there!"

by Burt Macklin FBI May 15, 2015

confused fart

A person who is arrogant as Fuck, but still needs validation to measure self worth.

My co-worker is a confused fart, who acts in charge of everything but understands nothing.

by Tr3adlightly September 2, 2022

Fart

Something deadly that your dad does.

Dad: *Farts*
Kid: ☠

by LifeIsPainLolHelp June 10, 2022

I Farted A Healthy Smell

I Farted A Healthy Smell

I Farted A Healthy Smell

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

fart bloom time

The time from when you fart till the time you actually smell it. Usually it's instantaneous but could take a couple seconds.

Picture a fart being released and "blooming" upwards like an atom bomb.

Man, that fart had some bloom time. I almost thought it wasn't going to have any smell at all. That was a long fart bloom time.

That fart smelled pretty weak at first but as the bloom time increased it got richer and richer...damn.

by anonymous February 18, 2021

Fart me down

When you want to get farted down dirty style

"Fart me down daddy"

by DemonLordDefinition August 29, 2023

Fart Smella

The word: "Smart Fella" but the starting letters of the words are turned around. It's mainly used as an insult for joking around.

You
You are a Fart Smella

by ArcherDooser/Roo June 23, 2023