cum hose

Slang for penis

He pushed his penis into her and told her she'd taken his cum hose.

by woordhack January 07, 2025

cum hose

Slang for a man's penis.

He pushed his penis into her and told her she'd taken delivery of his cum hose.

by woordhack January 07, 2025

Mint Pre-cum

Mint Pre-Cum is a mint juul pod.

Yo hit me with that mint pre-cum. Mmmmm some mint pre-cum

by Mint Pre Cum December 17, 2019

cummings invite

When you find out about a party that you felt you should have been invited to but never heard about it until later... You were cummings invited..

" Yo, "Tim's" bachelor party was the greatest ever! Why didn't you come?"

"I guess I got the cummings invited... Fucking asreholes...."

by old_beaver October 02, 2014

cum music

music that you cum to. The meaning as a whole is up to interpratation

yeah bro that new tame impala is cum music.

by hunk kisser March 17, 2020

cum cal

(n). A calendar that should be utilized in every romantic relationship which documents the orgasms of each partner on a daily, weekly, and monthly basis. Should be kept underneath the bed.

I thought I was pissed off at my boyfriend but then I checked the cum cal and realized I came twelve times last week.... I feel bad, I was just upset cuz I haven't came in 2 days...You know how it is.

by cjezioro September 24, 2010

Cum recycling

Cum dumpster implies the existence of cum recycling

Friend 1: watcha doin?
Friend 2: you know, just some cum recycling.
Friend 1: I don't know what that means but please stop that.
Friend 2: no
Friend 1: then at least save some for the rest of us.
Friend 2: alrighty comrade
*Russian anthem plays earfucks them both*

by ppbootyballs December 31, 2021