Mom

A hot female version of dad.usually likes to find ur disappeared stuff

Person 1.I fucked my mom last night.

Person 2.lucky. I don't have a mom.

by kiwi_ November 8, 2022

YOUR MOM

YOUR MOM

YOUR MOM

by AJ_HISSONG July 20, 2022

Mom

Your birth giver, and the woman who loves u more than anything and who you love just as much. She’s done lots for you that you don’t know about. So if your mom is their go give her a hug and tell her you love her!

Person 1: I love my mom, she the best!
Person 2: ya she’s rad, but my mom is the best
Person 1: no mine is
Person 3: ALL MOMS ARE!!

by Demonic_Candy August 14, 2020

jon’s mom

Large and in charge... a true supporter of our armed forces! Proud mamma... continues to make Dan a lucky man while raising an honorable YNCM!

-What should Randy name his dog?

-Jon’s Mom.

by JTOX4D March 3, 2021

Seduce Your Adoptive Mom Week

You get to sexually harass your adoptive mother.
And she can't do anything about it until after new years.
Ruin her fucking Christmas in a good way!

Hey moma~ wanna go to the bedroom and maybe.. ya know.. rock it?
It's seduce Your Adoptive Mom week~

by FOXALENNE December 22, 2022

Ur mom

idk how to explane it just look

Person 1: hey wanna play minecraft?
person 2: No i wanna play ur mom

by toastyscat March 10, 2022

You're mom

Usually used as a "comeback" for those in middle school, but immature people tend to use this thinking they are funny

Donny: what are you doing today
Ronny: you're mom

by Z-moneyyyy February 4, 2023