Me:Brudda u r so smart how?
Friend: Oh it’s because of my JUUL
Friend: JUUL IN MY POCKET GRADES GO SKYROCKET
Friend: Oh it’s because of my JUUL
Friend: JUUL IN MY POCKET GRADES GO SKYROCKET
by Reeeeelord March 21, 2018
when a guy has the longest boner possible and need to take a crap, and when they sit down on the toilet, the penis goes over the toilet seat, and worrying that they might piss off the seat so they need to lean over super far to get their penis in the toilet area.
Your best friend outside the bathroom: HOW LOW CAN YOU GO!
You: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Give the moose his food, Eli September 15, 2019
Embarking on a series of actions that invariably you will regret in the morning, when you've had time to think about them
steady, steady, right, now i'm feeling horny and boy doesn't my BFF's girl warrent a grope, whats that voice in the back of my head is it something like my brain says no but your nuts say go? yes it is indeed, the nuts have it, all say Aye, AYE
by jaffaw July 15, 2009
by Unkanow April 15, 2020
Pewdiepies old intro where he did sparkle fingers, he recently did in in a video where he guessed wikihow pictures. He did this in contrast to fridays with pewdiepie
by HELLO, I like yellow and purpl April 09, 2019
by Hisokasnut November 12, 2020
A phrase coming from the condescending of Michael Phelps after his "bong" picture was released.
It is said that Phelps will be included in the third installment of the Harold and Kumar series; with John Cho, and Kal Penn.
The plot being Harold and Kumar are on their way to Beijing to smoke some fine Chinese Kush, and watch the Olypics, blazed out of their skulls. But they just so happen to be seated next to Michael Phelps on the plane.
Long story short, Phelps, Harold, and Kumar get into a whole load of shenanigans!
Coming 2010!
It is said that Phelps will be included in the third installment of the Harold and Kumar series; with John Cho, and Kal Penn.
The plot being Harold and Kumar are on their way to Beijing to smoke some fine Chinese Kush, and watch the Olypics, blazed out of their skulls. But they just so happen to be seated next to Michael Phelps on the plane.
Long story short, Phelps, Harold, and Kumar get into a whole load of shenanigans!
Coming 2010!
In the new film, Michael, Harold, and Kumar go to the Olypics. Phelps hits his first bong hit, and Kumar snaps a picture. Little does Phelps know, Kumar put it on his myspace.
by Holden M February 06, 2009