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fake penis

A fake penis is a male body part that is not real or is imaginary. Can also be considered a dildo.
Dude, he’s literally dreaming for a fake penis.
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Penis

Scientifically known as the male genitalia, is a hunk of meat preferably loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong and black that is located between probably in your mouth . This pocket rocket is also sometimes inserted in a women's vajayjay. It preferably hairy and sometimes its sharp like a pencil. They are also known as cum gun(tm) and one in wonder(tm). The penis has a burnt chicken nugget smell to it. The penis often pours out ( gallons) of a substance that resembles almond milk. (yummy)
Jake : "hey wanna touch my penis? "

Cody: '"sure, just as long as its sharpened properly"
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deluxe penis

A penis that is typically 5 times larger than a normal penis. Commonly 12Yr old brag about this.
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yours is small
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Peni

The plural word for “penis
Dude I was in the locker room and there were so many peni!
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Penis Til Dig

"Penis til dig" er en hilsen, men også en velsignelse.
Penis til dig, Bo.

-Tak og i lige måde:)

Penis til jer gutter.

Vi ses og penis til jer.
by Timofu Senpai November 6, 2020
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