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kid cruncher

A large truck or SUV built for American streets after 2020.
Common features include tall fronts with hoods that are nearly flat, such as the 2022 Ford F150.
I was walking to the park yesterday with little Susie and a kid cruncher ran a stop sign and nearly killed her!
by Janatan September 6, 2023
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youtube kids

the crutch of modern parenting

if your baby does a poopy in their diaper and you don't wanna clean it up, just slap on Cocomelon. no reason to solve your parenting problems :D
the joke here is me criticizing the stuff youtube kids content includes; as in the types of videos that masquerade as kids content but have topics that are not appropriate for the intended audience

that also goes for the life hack channels; there was one video where a girl replaced the cream in an Oreo cookie with toothpaste and gave it to someone else in class. THAT'S ATTEMPTED POISONING, AND YET THEY'RE PROMOTING THIS AS KIDS CONTENT.
by CarkyAmster June 29, 2024
mugGet the youtube kidsmug.

For your kids

No, not for your kids. I don't not need to do LITERALLY ANYTHING for your kids. I don't need your appreciation. I need to not be sacrificed for your kids. That is what I need.
Hym "So if you want to do something for your kids... Get me my money. Stop doing this to people. And know that the higher you get in any hierarchy... The less you have to give a shit about the children of the peasants... Because if you care about their children... I... Can do something like this in response to you stealing my shit and trying to lock me in an echo chamber, a literal psychic prison made of retards. They do not care about your kids. There is literally no way for them to guarantee that people aren't going to crash your plane into the ground if I do not tell them not to... And I am NEVER going to tell them not to from the inside of an echo chamber... What they have been trying to do is decrease the morale of 'my supporters' but it isn't going to work because I DON'T HAVE SUPPORTS. Anyone claiming to support me is just trying to herd the people who would listen to me for themselves. This is evidenced by the fact that they are not on my doorstep right now with the credit and the money."
by Hym Iam July 19, 2025
mugGet the For your kidsmug.

McKinley Kid

Coined by Edison High School’s class of 2022 to describe any kid that attended McKinley Elementary before high school.

They’re a specific breed of kids who have a certain trait or aspect of their personality that makes complete sense when you find out they’re from McKinley. McKinley Kids tend to be public nuisances, unhinged, completely different breeds of human as a whole, support one another, but also loved. A crucial part of the circle of life.
Person A: Yeah, I went to McKinley my whole life.
Person B: Oh, you’re a McKinley Kid…? Yeah I can tell…
by mosquiqui May 29, 2022
mugGet the McKinley Kidmug.

This Kid

Has a bad tatse
this kid is bad
by thiskid1201 March 16, 2023
mugGet the This Kidmug.

band kid

kids who are in a band class and act like a crackhead moast of and does stupid ting . thire a band kid not a kid in band .
by the bestst band kid October 28, 2022
mugGet the band kidmug.

Squidler kids

A tight group of guys, mates since back in the day a school.
Girl 1:"Who are those 3 guys ❤..."
Girl 2:"Ah themz the squidler kids, they've known each other for dayz"
by Thunderjust August 2, 2021
mugGet the Squidler kidsmug.

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