bath time baby

the person who drops acid, and goes on a splash splash time adventure.

Man did you see Chris? He is totally a bath time baby right now.

by Katedog May 15, 2016

police baby mustache

When a police officer pulls over a woman/man and eats their ass out in exchange for a warning. During, the "victim" poops and squirts a "police baby mustache" on the officer.

"Sargent, you were clean shaven this morning, is that a police baby mustache?"

by Nene78 December 25, 2016

Baby it’s COVID Outside

1) A song about COVID sung to the tune of “Baby it’s Cold Outside”.

Feminists hate it - cause it reminds them of THAT song.

Trump Supportor: Open it up, I ain’t wearin no stinkin mask.

Normal Folk: Baby it’s COVID outside.

by Burgy9999 April 19, 2020

drowning in the baby pool

To spend time wallowing in misery over trivial, materialistic, and superficial matters. The baby pool is never deep.

Casandra: What's wrong with Belinda? I texted her and she sent back all tearful emoji's.
Carrie: She saw that Brenda posted about her new finery shoes and that Brenda got more likes than she did when she posted about her new sandals.
Cassandra: So she's drowning in the baby pool again? I should have known. Just for that I'm liking Brenda's shoes!!!

by von groovy June 20, 2017

don't drop a baby

don't f*** up

Albert, don't drop a baby on that task!

by sunday school teacher April 5, 2009

baby face money

An absolutely absurd amount of money such that a person doesn’t care about financial issues anymore

The cops all do things a little bit dirty, but they stay on my team. I’ve got that baby face money!

by DJ Kea February 25, 2023

Mixed Baby superiority

The belief that mixed children are genetically stronger and overall more capable than single race children. The belief stems from the blending of genes from both races in question will cause the best of both genotypes to merge and form a child with the best of both worlds.

Alhun had become one of the star athletes of his high school football team, with many claiming his mixed genes to be the cause. He inherited a wide nose (which allowed him to take in more air every breath, making him faster), thick lips (which many women found attractive), and a larger frame (which years of weight training helped pack onto it dense muscle) from his mom, while his dad he inherited a lighter shade of skin that didn’t chafe or ash up easily, as well as thin blond hair that allowed heat to escape easily from his head, keeping him cool. Many made him the star example for Mixed Baby superiority.

by Swirlin64 December 19, 2019