double-second-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents and four great-grandparents in common.

Double-second-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

Double Schmoove

When your having sex with a condom, but pull out, just in case.

Damn...I almost got Christina pregnant last night, good thing I did the Double Schmoove

by DontGoInRawNigga January 19, 2020

Double Dougie

When you just nutted and take a few minutes of a break to shit and then nut again.

I just hit a Double Dougie on Azaan and Caiden last night.

by Clinmy March 27, 2024

Double pants

The act of wearing two pairs of pants (ex. shorts over long pants). If you wear three pairs of pants, it’s called triple pants. Brendan from Pokémon Emerald invented this with his capri pants/sweatpants crap, then May started almost a decade later with her denim shorts and bike shorts. Holy hell.

Jason: walks in with two pairs of pants - given example
Freddy: jason wtf are you wearing
Jason: double pants

by Delete this account now September 2, 2024

Double Punching

Confidently delivering the punchline of a joke, which you don't realise somebody else has already delivered in a more subtle manner.

Kim: I feel really fat
Jim: I can see why
Sim: Yeah. That's because you are really fat. ZING
Jim: Sim fails. Double punching!

by sarcasmis September 5, 2011

Double R

A Rolls Royce.

"Yo that cat rich cruisin around in that "Double R"

by Denis9x19 July 6, 2022

Double Mic-ing

When someone has their in game voice chat enabled alongside voice chat on another application (e.g, Discord).

"and that's when he-"
"and that's when he-"
"Dude, you're Double Mic-ing"
"oh sorry, is this better?"

by SillyBuggar January 16, 2024