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penis machine

A man in which is sexually active "too much so" and can't help but have sexual relations with anything and anyone he can
"My dad has had sex with more then 50 woman my dad is a penis machine"
Yesterday' I heard my roommate and mom doing it last night "my He's is a penis machine".
by Sam morph September 22, 2017
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Penis

Something big black people have (white people have small penis's so I won't talk about them) continuing black people use their penis's to smash a small female who has a tight pussy and then a liquid that is white (if you drink alought of milk it will make it clear) this liquid is called cum the cum comes out of the penis and then goes inside the female if not using a condom and then she does a cream pie and it comes out sometime's it does not if she doesn't know how to cream pie if she doesn't your having a baby
Ray was black he had a huge penis a girl named Mika was small and she didn't know how to cream pie so Ray thought she knew how to cream pie and know they have a light skin baby
by Holy shit I'm black September 27, 2017
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Penis bitch

A girl who only talk to boys

And the boys don’t have friends

Or the boys are gay
Keep away from her , she’s a penis bitch
by Cancergang666 October 3, 2017
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Peni

2 or more penis.
Wow! All these men have huge peni!!

That's way to many peni for me!
by Mini.W October 9, 2017
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Casey's penis

The longest penis in the world, perhaps longer than fifty kilometers
Are you going to ride Casey's penis again?
by Professor Bickleburg October 13, 2017
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Penis

A males part below the belt (if you know what I mean) sometimes used for pleasure but mostly used to urinate
👱🏼 ♀️: have you seen toms penis yet?
👩🏼: not yet have you?
👱🏼 ♀️ :yep ITS HUGE 👉🏼👌🏽
by Djskanskdnsbdj October 15, 2017
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Penis

An object attached to the male body that ejects semen and urine. They all come in different shapes, sizes, and colors.
When a man gets into the shower, the first thing he "bathes" is his penis.
by Tsakri16 October 15, 2017
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