Dick Soaker

When you proceed to jam your dick into a toilet full of shit

John did his dick soaker yesterday

by Logan diaglo March 14, 2021

Schrödinger's Dick

Schrödinger's Dick (or Schrödinger's Vagina) is a variation on the famous Schrödinger's Cat thought experiment and refers to the superposition of the genitals of an individual (in pornographic material). If one is aroused by said individual but has not yet seen whether they possess a penis or a vagina, and depending on the sexual orientation of the aroused party, there is a 50% chance that they are unknowingly attracted to the same sex. Until they find out, the individual who they are aroused by has a penis and a vagina simultaneously.

Subject 1: "See that chick over there? She looks hot."
Subject 2: "I'm pretty sure that's a dude."
Subject 1: "I don't see no dick."
Subject 2: "You may be right, but you're probably looking at Schrödinger's Dick."

by The Pizza Parker May 17, 2022

Chugging dick

Rapidly sucking on a dick so violently your choking the hole time.

That team is doing so bad they are chugging dick.

by ThatUnfotunateGuyYouKnow March 30, 2016

Dick Squabble

1) A phrase used when an unfortunate event occurs in one's life.

2) A person who is being an asshole.

1) "Holy dick squabble, that was a hell of a traffic jam!"

2) "Hey, dick squabble, quit your shit!"

by Jessantha November 21, 2010

Dick sweeper

What a mustache is called when worn by a dude who gives blowies.

Did you see Kaleb's dick sweeper? It's glorious, and he's been growing it for two weeks.

by Dirkeydirkey April 22, 2020

Dick Doinking

The act of getting naked with atleast four close guy friends and proceeding to jump up in the air and high five each other with the tips of your cocks.

Avery: My dick is so tiny that it never touched anyone else’s when we were dick doinking last night.

by Don’tGoToEastCleveland May 9, 2018

Kayden-dick

Kayden-dick is a medical issue that causes the human penis to bend severely to one side or another. For the genitalia to have Kayden-dick the bend must be at least a 45 degree angle if not more. Such a condition can be caused by the penis braking during sexual inter course, or accident. Vary rarely you will see Kayden-dick occur without such trauma to the member.

“Did you hear Timothy got hit in the balls by a baseball. Rumors says he has a bad case of Kayden-dick and might need surgery to fix it.”

by Cmassocks July 7, 2020