cheese puffing

cheese puffing or cheese puffed, is when someone is either super tired, or "cashed out" from the night before, mostly from drinking, or possibly doing drugs! kind of like a hangover

me: yo look at that dude, he is totally cheese puffing

friend: no kidding, he must of had a rough night!

friend#2: I was cheese puffed a couple morning's ago, not the greatest feeling! ,

cheese puffing by yelramassylakehcayub11 June 10, 2012

Cheeseburger Speech 

When one of your friends has to make an oral report but doesn't know what to say. He then proceeds to awkwardly talk about cheeseburgers for the next 20 minutes. Everyone in the classroom is dumbfounded.

His cheeseburger speech made me cry of laughter.

Cheeseburger Speech by Hobo from Hell August 1, 2012

Cheese lung 

The inhalation of potent cheeses due to a chronic addiction to said potent cheeses usually of the smoked or blue veined categories.

girl: do you know what is blue and veiny and I love it?
boy: a cock?

girl: no you dick... cheese!!!

boy: haha you are such a cheese lung!

Cheese lung by jigsaw42 July 20, 2012

cheese 

Cheese is another name for your period. if you are on your period, you say you are cheesing. a tampon is a cheese stick... a pad is a slice of cheese.

girl 1: hey, do you have a cheese stick?
girl 2: sorry, no, only a slice

cheese by fenway222233 July 23, 2012

cheese the sponge 

1) To fail fantastically right out of the gate... like as if you were to use a new sponge to clean a cheesy mess, instantly ruining both the sponge and any chance of a successful cleaning of the cheesy mess.

All you had to do was clean the dishes... but all you did was totally cheese the sponge!

cheese the sponge by HawaiianBryan October 23, 2013

cheese wollop 

The act of slapping a chick in the face with a cheesy dick

After I banged that chick I gave her a cheese wollop to the face

cheese wollop by Plucas December 11, 2013

cheeseburger tribute 

buying an extra cheeseburger from a fast food outlet, at lunchtime to give to a well respected senior colleague.

"ive been to the burger place. here's your cheeseburger tribute."

cheeseburger tribute by the_jim May 12, 2014