Orange Chicken Slut

Also known as Jandy. A woman who gets sexually aroused by orange chicken and has a globular ass. Also has a pair of seals that can fire off at any given moment

Panda Express Manager: Oh fuck. The orange chicken slut is back and hornier than ever.
Employee: Shit, Jandy’s here again?
Manager: Yes, now cover your ears before she wraps her seals around them.

Jandy: *walks in* Hey boys, can I get a steaming hot plate of orange chicken please? It makes me wetter than an otter’s pocket.

Employee: Sure thing, but be careful your tits don’t bust out of your fucking shirt after this.
Jandy: Oh I’m gonna have those bitches out in a few moments. Give me a side of crab Rangoons please to top it off.
Manager: Damn it, you’re a fatass.

Jandy: Shut the fuck up before I fuck you like a Russian.

Manager: Get your fat fucking ass out of here.

Jandy: *walks out*

by AssJackson June 17, 2022

I have a chicken

How you respond to; do you have a chicken

Person 1: do you have a chicken
Person 2: I have a chicken

by Inky splatoon gamer June 19, 2022

Chicken nugget

A person with no limbs

He has no arms or legs

“Haha he’s a chicken nugget”

by Bigdicccanballss June 23, 2022

Barnsley chicken

A cat. A name coined (circa 1984) in the coalfields of Northen England when striking miners struggled to provide for their families and had to become ultra resourceful.

Small child - "Mam, this meat tastes funny!"
Mam - "that's a bit of finest Barnsley chicken, you ungrateful little sod. You'll either like it or lump it!"

by Pigbreeder June 25, 2022

Chicken Blood

A way to shame someone when they are angry over something silly or mundane.

*friends arguing*

Break up the argument and repeat:
"CHICKEN BLOOD! This is Chicken Blood! CHICKEN BLOOD!"

*friends stop arguing*

by VulvodyniaSlam June 26, 2022

Crack Chicken

Another term for Southern Classsic chicken. Chicken that is cheap yet so good it is addictive. A term used mostly in North Louisiana.

"Hey they got somma dat crack chicken down the road! Wanna get some?"
"No, imma be broke by the time I stop eating!"
"Girl please, it's cheap!"

by Poxlinn July 2, 2022

Reece Doyle's Ma's Chicken Roles

When you've had a big long hard day in your Snickers s46 Stretch Workwear trousers and come home to Reece Doyle's ma and she makes you a big sloppy chicken role with a can of Irn Bru

My god, you should have seen the size of Reece Doyle's Ma's Chicken roles! Gobbled it down with a can of Irn bru and a bitta Frank's hot sauce.

by Reece Doyle's Ma's ChickenRole July 3, 2022