The twin tower

when u have 2 tall twins in bed and then u lay them parallel to each other. Then you jump at them having your arms out like an airplane.

"Dude why u have back pain??"

" Last nigt i hade a tressome and the girl did a the twin tower"

"dude, Thats sound terrible"

"yes, my back hurts"

by bihogrpihväiv May 12, 2020

Brazilian meat tower

A sexual act resembling an eiffel tower minus the girl. Multiple meats necessary.

Buren and Chase snuck off late last night; I bet they were making a Brazilian meat tower.

by ACS204 May 21, 2020

Blumpkin Pie Two tower of dipping doom.

You already know bruh.

Bruce - Yo, you Want a Blumpkin Pie?
Kyle - Only if its a Blumpkin Pie two tower of dipping doom.

by Thefinisher69 May 25, 2020

No-No Towel

A towel used to absorb bodily fluids during sex.

Bonus points if there’s blood AND cum on it.

“Ah fuck, my roommate found the no-no towel.” - John
“Don’t worry man Derek is chill. He probably just threw it in the wash” - Jake

by Rocky 4 Lyfe September 7, 2020

A crazy town

When a poop criminal accompanied by a midget dumps in a public stall then waits for an unsuspecting individual to come along and very slyly gives them a swirly in the pot of shit then has the midget sneak in under the stall and take a shit on their head after flushing. Before they grab a breath of air. Usually a boy midget wrestling champion who was a hired hand.

Unsuspecting individual: Boy that town was a crazy town. Other individual:What happened? Unsuspecting individual:You don't want to know...

by The old world urban dictionary November 1, 2020

one crazy town

When a person pays for a midget to give them a swirly in a public toilet full of shit and before they take a breath the midget hops on the top of the toilet tank and shits on their head. Then they pull their head out and go that's one crazy town.

Midget: Indistinguishable midget mill speak (sounding like kid rock bowittaba mixed with Teletubbies) Customer: That's one crazy town you got here. Midget:Fuck you
Customer:Thanx

by The old world urban dictionary November 1, 2020

Empowerment Eiffel tower

A sexual act involving one Male and two females, wherein the two females wear strap-ons, penetrating the Male via the anus and mouth. The tower is completed when the female participants touch hands, palm to palm, high in the air, making the Male the 'bridge'between them.

I never thought I'd be the bridge in an empowerment Eiffel Tower, but I can't wait to fo out again.

by Rockerton January 1, 2021