turnabout time traveler

An S tier case in phoenix wright: ace attorney spirit of justice

Person 1: Man spirit of justice is so bad

Person 2: But it has turnabout time traveler!

Person 1: True! I love spirit of justice

by rat-kun July 27, 2024

Daylight Saving Time

Fallible man's incongruous attempt at meddling with the laws of the cosmos.

Tom: Last night I set my clock forward for Daylight Saving Time.
Bill: What wretched hubris! Time bends for no man. Hast thou forsaken thy creator?

by Gilliam Shakesbeer May 17, 2019

Daisy Standard Time

when you tell someone who’s always late the wrong meeting time so they actually get there on time
like if soundcheck is at 4, you’d tell them that it was actually at 3 so they wouldnt miss it

rod: soundchecks at 3
daisy: hey i know about daisy standard time!

by morefuntomiss March 25, 2023

Merry-Time

What The Admiralty Above wants all Their Children to have when They share Fellowship with other Mariners.

First Mariner:

"Heavens to Jamestown, Jim... ain't seen You in Years! Where in hell have You been?"

Second Mariner:
"Me? I thought You were Lost, Louie... Man I'm glad to see You!

First Mariner:
"Well I didn't arrange this Reunion... must have been the Admiralty Above just Arranging a 'Merry-Time'!

by Cap'n Coinkydink December 31, 2021

steamy private time

Sex. Usually with the bois but, sometimes with some girls.

Man 1: Aight bro are we getting up in this crib or what?
Man 2: Nah bro we can have some steamy private time in the bedroom.
Man 1 & 3: Maan, what the fuck??

by Renewings April 23, 2022

neolithic times

A period in life were it is a new age. It is comparable to the Paleolithic Time age but Neolithic is the New Stone Age.

neolithic Times

by Bacon_Fortnite November 19, 2018

seat time

The time an angler sits on a boat (or bank) sport fishing.

Though it's Winter and cold, I still manage to get in some seat time. Fishing is my passion!

by talk2me-JCH2 January 17, 2024