A parent scared of letting their child(ren) out of their sight to travel to/from a neighborhood park, friend's house, community pool or walk to school for fear of being reported to Child Protective Services (CPS), or their child(ren) being picked up (abducted) by the police and delivered to CPS. These parents would normally be fine with letting their children be unsupervised for such excursions, but have been closely monitoring the news of the couple in Maryland who have had ideological clashes with CPS and by extension, the police. This case has sparked a national debate as to whether these parents actually neglected their children in any way, and further, how helicopter parenting has raised a generation of helpless children to adulthood (millennials) who now expect the government and society to protect and coddle them, and who are in turn projecting these values onto modern GenX parents.
Dan and Mary are such free range chickens; they won't let their kids walk to the park anymore. They used to be free-rangers.
by Bloggernaut April 15, 2015
Get the Free Range Chickenmug. by TheHawkOfTheTuah April 24, 2025
Get the Chicken Jockeymug. When you almost finish so you stuff her with raw chicken meat then start jumping as high as you possibly can while making chicken noise like pock pock pock
by BigPatrick June 19, 2023
Get the Chicken Meat Deluxmug. Alternative to the common name for the male Indian peafowl or peacock (Pavo cristatus). Takes into account the peacocks’ impressive array of smart, iridescent plumage donned during the breeding season, which echoes the both the dress code and psychedelic strobe-induced trances experienced by revellers in 1980’s nightclubs.
When meeting up in town and admiring a friend’s bold choice of Saturday night threads… “whoah, love the suit bro; you’ve gone full-on disco chicken”.
by Hey look a squirrel! November 26, 2023
Get the disco chickenmug. by Becky#1 September 14, 2021
Get the chicken facialmug. by 69420gay January 14, 2022
Get the tandoori chickenmug. Guy 1: Did you get the weed
Guy 2: Yeah. How you gonna roll it?
Guy 1: just a chicken caesar, i'm new at this!
Guy 2: Yeah. How you gonna roll it?
Guy 1: just a chicken caesar, i'm new at this!
by Basic.Bitch.Relates September 30, 2017
Get the chicken caesarmug.