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brand new sentence

brand new sentence is what you say when someone texts you or says something you genuinely don't understand. whether it's bad grammar or straight up ancient messapotamian, brand new sentence means you have no idea what they mean.
tony: "wyh wiold yin dup tauh"
timmy:"brand new sentence right there"
by raging lesbian womp womp December 27, 2023
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new york sofa

a pile of trash bags on the street one may use as a cushion

a dumpster full of trash used as a temporary resting spot

the open end of a trash pickup truck used as a free ride as one rests their head against a pillow of trash

basically any form of lying comfortably in garbage and not caring because your life is in such a state that you're just happy to have a soft thing to lay in for a while. called a New York sofa because the trash smells about the same as New York City itself, and many people from NYC perform this ritual.
person 1: Dude, why you always sleeping in the trash?

person 2: I hit rock bottom again today. Just hanging out in this New York sofa while I try and figure this shit out.

person 1: scoot over, i've gotta figure some shit out too
by mewnNose October 2, 2016
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One of the unnamed project that automatically gets named by an online audio software, and the audio is guaranteed to be extremely loud, and if anyone hears Brayden's New Personal Project, it is guaranteed to make your ears bleed.
At least it's nowhere near as loud as Brayden's New Personal Project
by Blitzshock December 6, 2021
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new hole

by New hole May 18, 2016
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Simp News

"R is simp news we all know it"
by Fayth2006 July 28, 2020
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Albunny, New York

Da large east-central-New-York municipality where they have lots of rabbits hoppin' around.
Elmer Fudd would have a field day in Albunny, New York; da only problem would be dat all of da local sporting-goods stores are probably owned by families who have fuzzy-animal-loving kiddos, and so they would probably refuse to sell Elmer ammunition for his infamous blunderbuss.
by QuacksO March 20, 2021
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news

A soap opera for those who fancy themselves too sophisticated for soap operas.
When I was younger I followed The Young and The Restless, but now that I'm mature and wise I follow The News.
by Ratched, RN August 28, 2019
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