improvised firearms

like a gun it is a weapon that fires a bullet with explosive pressure out of a barrel, typically using a trigger system.
the differences from a regular firearm is how it is made, and what it is made from.
like snowflakes they are always different, with different metals and inconsistent design.
they usually are single shot reloadables, have simple designs, and are unsafe.
sometimes they are inspired and built from parts of other weapons like the ak-47.

police officer 1: we found a stockpile of improvised firearms during a raid?
officer 2: are they functional?
officer 1: no they are not.

by roricat1 December 1, 2021

Feucht fireworks

The act of a hairy naked male buttocks pressing each cheek and anus so hard into a persons face that they see lights an spots due to the anal force pressing upon the victims eyes. While contracting pink eye.

"my manager gave me me feucht fireworks show today", "saw some crazy lights with my eyes closed. Now my eyes are itchy"

by Lahey jim January 6, 2022

Milwaukee Firework

The action of filling your used condom with hot sauce after you are finished doing the sex so that the whore cannot attempt to steal your seed. She will find an unwelcome fire down below instead of child support money.

guy 1: "Dude, did you make sure that bitch didn't get your used condom?"

drake: "Oh yeah, I created a Milwaukee Firework before I left that dump."

by john fugger February 13, 2022

African Firefly

When someone sharts in your mouth and tapes it closed, then tickles you until it comes out of your nose

Friend: Hey what did you do with that girl last night
Me: We did the African Firefly

by Getting blown February 26, 2022

cfx_firevr

One of the best gorilla tag players known to man kind.

Oh my gosh cfx_firevr is so good I can’t tag him!

by Breckin581 March 18, 2022

Alaskan Firehole

When you just had Mexican night last night, and the next morning you gotta take a shit in a cold outhouse for whatever reason, causing a cold, spicy shit fiesta.

“Dude how was your camping trip?”
“It was ok, but the shitty part was Wednesday morning, I had to go through an Alaskan firehole.”
“Ohhhhh that sucks”

by Raw the dawg April 1, 2022

Californian Firebomb

When a man smears chilli sauce on his dick and dick slaps someone with it

Sarah: Oh my god, James gave me a californian firebomb last night
Melissa: How was it?
Sarah: The best thing ever

by cavelious james June 1, 2022