Cum

White sticky shit that CUMs out of your dick either when you have sex or when you've hit rock bottom in life and masturbation and food are the only things that give your brain dopamine that you use to keep yourself from commiting suicide.

Her: your cum is all over my face😩🥺

Him: yeah what about it, go make me a sandwich bitch

Her: owkay daddy

Him: don't say that shit again or ima shove a glock up your ass and fire it

by HP Lovecraft 69 August 21, 2022

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Cum Bucket

A restaurant that nobody goes to but a prick who always fails to steal the secret formula.
It's located right near the Krusty Krap, home of the krappy patties.

Mr. Kraps: You failed to steal me secret formula, so now you're going back to the cum bucket.
Wankton: Oh great.

by gregben August 22, 2022

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My dads

I hear them every night
It makes me sad
I cry
And hard
I cry on my cock and balls for lube
While jerking off to Bruce Springsteen
My mommy died and I use the smell of her
ashes ti cum
My grandpa showed me how to jerk off
He called it shower time but really he touched
my butt
He used to put peanut butter in my mouth
and butt crack
And put the sword in my mouth and booty
cheeks
He yelled sometimes
It was really sexy
His wrinkles felt so nice sometimes
My grandma watched
She died once during a shower time and she
came and went at the same time
I found my sisters clitoris finally last night
It took a while
But she yelled " that's not the right hole"
I was sad
I also make cum paintings I am a natural artist

I'M CUMMING…

SO HARRRRDDDD

Cum

by Sharedcuminmymouthandyourmoms August 23, 2022

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