MOM

AN EXTREMELY POWERFUL WOMAN, ABLE TO TURN A F*CKING FLIP-FLOP INTO A WEAPON. ALSO KNOWN AS THE “WOMAN OF ARGUEMENT”, ABLE TO SLAP PEOPLE WITH UNBELIEVEABLE FORCES.

“MOM: LOOKS LIKE YOU FAILED YOUR TEST… YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NOW. *GRABS OUT FLIP-FLOP (OR ATOMIC BOMB FOR YOUR ASS)*

by 😂👉💀 December 14, 2024

your mom

the universe is ever expanding and yet its still smaller than your mom by a large margin

a joke you use is called your mom

by the dry water September 15, 2021

UR MOM

its ur mom duh

ur mom gay

by CHOOCHOOTRAIN123 June 9, 2020

mom steak

A (typically) human placenta that is eaten for the abundance of vitamins that they contain.

"Right after bae had the baby, I wolfed down that mom steak and I'm feelin fly."

by Walter Goldshoes November 28, 2019

snowplow mom

A woman of age who loves to get completely destroyed by cocaine before getting her fuck on.

Sometimes being a snowplow mom has its rewards.

by Reppin' Latvia December 16, 2015

MOM I GOTTA GO PEE

This is a very common phrase used by children under the age of 8 who forgot to go pee before the 10 hour long roadtrip.

This phrase is used because before the roadtrip started, the mom asks, do you have to go pee timmy? timmy usually says no.

30 minutes into the roadtrip... MOM I GOTTA GO PEE.

thus angering the mom.

Timmy: MOM I GOTTA GO PEE!!!!!!

Mom: Shut up Timmy.

by HIHIHI LOLOLOLOLOLOL12343 November 9, 2023

Ur mom

A bad joke similar to my life

what did u do last night ?
In ur mom!

LAUGH

by Ueeees October 1, 2021