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Timo Werner Syndrome

A condition whereby Chelsea fans fail to acknowledge and make excuses on how terrible a player is. They mostly tend to blame it on the manager's system
by Zeddidah January 17, 2022
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Virgin Mary Syndrome

When a girl is completley convinced that she is pregnant despite there being no possible way that she is because she either hasn't had sex in weeks/months or is still a virgin.
"Is Sarah okay"
"Yeah, she is just having Virgin Mary syndrome."
"Does her boyfriend know?"
by ElephantGirl96 April 3, 2017
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Asian parent syndrome

A deeply integrated thought process in the minds of parents.

This is when an older family member attempts to constrict your identity and choice to fit their ideals.

Expressed through the need to constrict WIFI, the ability to lock doors and the negative emotion that’s expressed when your grade drops by 1 % or the amount of effort you put into things is 1% less than Harvard graduates.
“Hey how are ya doing”
“Ug, my parents wacked me again for getting only a 94 instead of a 95 on my test”
“Ah, so Asian parent syndrome
by Theveryniceguy April 8, 2022
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Ukulele Acquisition Syndrome

Noun. A disorder that compels ukulele players to continuously purchase new ukuleles in a desperate attempt to find perfection often characterized by uke hunts online.
Rock's Ukulele Acquisition Syndrome often led him to uke hunts in Hawaii.
by Immodest May 17, 2022
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electile dysfunction syndrome

A lifelong condition that makes a person not care and unmotivated to vote for any politician ever again in their lifetime. This is not a bad condition as democracy cannot be subverted by one single president; otherwise, that would be a fascist dictatorship. Electile dysfunction syndrome can make your physical, mental, and emotional health a whole lot better for not getting involved with meaningless political drama.
The choices between the douche(Donald Trump) and the turd sandwhich(Hilary Clinton), have spread the non-dangerous but yet rewarding disease across the nation known as electile dysfunction syndrome to over 55% of the USA.
by superbipolar420 October 18, 2016
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EDiot Syndrome 🇿🇼

A very rare syndrome found in Zanu - PF supporters in the country of Zimbabwe. It affects dumb people who support Zanu-PF's cruel regime under the leadership of Emmerson Mnangagwa. Mostly found in people who cannot support themselves and their families who do not have any substance in them and are unemployed and cannot get access to basic services.
Octavia : ED is not responsible for the cash crisis therefore he cannot do anything about it

Nelly : Girl shut up that EDiot Syndrome 🇿🇼 must be taking a toll on your mental stability
by ForbesWithTheFacts💀 July 7, 2018
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Fetal Bacon Syndrome

A condition that can occur in a person whose mother ate bacon during pregnancy. Problems may include an abnormal greasy appearance, short height, pleasant bacon smell, high body weight, small head size, poor coordination, low intelligence, behavior problems, and problems with hearing or seeing.
His mom ate bacon during pregnancy so, he was born greasy and isnt really all there. He has fetal bacon syndrome
by QXQXQXQXQ September 26, 2018
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