Dads friend 

The friend of the family that is usually the daughters first crush in her younger years.

The friend of the family the daughter thinks of her first older male encounter because he is the first one to pay her attention.

The trusted friend eying your daughter.

My dads friend is hot, he pays attention to me and gets me not like the boys and he's not like my dad, he's cool.

I noticed your dads friend looking at you, I think he likes you

Dads friend by dads friend January 1, 2012

friendster 

service where thousands and thousands of people get together to collectivly kiss each other's ass and gush about how great they are

i may be lonely now, but on friendster i have 708934 friends!!!!!!!

friendster by el moco August 17, 2003

Friend-Maker 

When a dumbass that has been rejected by their old highschool friends, go off to another town and create Facebook accounts to befriend to spite the people back home and prove that her/himself is actually cool and can make friends. This is often the result of tremendous bullying or just being a retard that no one respect. Often escalates to the dumb ass creating a fake abnormally hot girlfriend.

Billy Bob is now friends with Tits Mcgee.

Billy Bob says: hey baby you finally got Facebook? I completely love you and I can't wait to meet all your other hot friends that we have ridiculous orgies with.

~Friend-Maker

Friend-Maker by Userr May 18, 2010

Magic Friend

A 'special friend' who you enjoy certain 'benefits'. Though not to be confused with the term 'friends with benefits' or 'fuck buddies'. A non-committal relationship between two people, though friends, partaking in dates, have sex yet you don't have to make it 'facebook official' and, in principle, you can hook up with other people.

Isn't Drake dating Niki Minaj? Nah, they're just magic friends

Magic Friend by wordguru777 June 14, 2011

Toxic friend 

Ya know that one Barbie show on Netflix? Yeah, that girl Raquel from it is the definition of a toxic friend

I don't see why Barbie is still friends with Raquel she's such a toxic friend and an ass to deal with

Toxic friend by Sammi ur main bitch March 14, 2018

national ask your best friend out 

Ask your best friend that you have a crush out day!

You: “hey how you doing” keep it simple like friend related then wait for them to respond them:“hey,I’m doing good how about you”you: “I’m doing good can I tell you something? Them: “yes what is it?” You: do I have this crush but don’t know how to tell him/her” them: “just tell him/her that you like them” you: ok then I like you and I have feelings for you!” It’s national ask your best friend out day!!

national ask your best friend out by Emma rancagua November 13, 2020

how'd it go with your lady friend? Carve up any ice...with your wiener? 

A quote from the will ferrell movie "Blades of Glory". Easily one of the funniest quotes in the movie

How'd it go with your lady friend? Carve up any ice...with your wiener?

how'd it go with your lady friend? Carve up any ice...with your wiener? by phil atio April 13, 2008